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Well, I’ve never seen this in court before.
March 27, 2019, 02:41 PM
BB61Well, I’ve never seen this in court before.
I’m sitting in court recently when a defendant, standing at the lectern, starts getting agitated with the prosecutor. All of sudden, he bends down and grabs his leg, pulls it off, and starts waiving it at the prosecutor while yelling at her.
I personally didn’t think the fine was going to cost him an arm and a...nevermind.
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March 27, 2019, 02:44 PM
ShneaSIGHe must have been upset that when it came to his defense, he didn't have a leg to stand on.
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Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" March 27, 2019, 02:44 PM
ShneaSIGI suppose you could say he was "hoppin' mad!"
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Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" March 27, 2019, 02:45 PM
ShneaSIGDid the judge just cut him off at the knees?
I guess he thought he had a leg up on the prosecutor.
I really shouldn't make fun, though. After all, if the shoe was on the other foot....
(Ok, ok, sorry. I'm done now, really! I'm really running away with this thread now...)
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Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" March 27, 2019, 03:34 PM
PHPaulI wonder why he did that?
I'm stumped...
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March 27, 2019, 03:35 PM
az4783054Waiting for the other shoe to drop...
I've enjoyed my time here, but tired of the whining and general management. Time to move on.
March 27, 2019, 03:41 PM
ShneaSIGquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
I wonder why he did that?
I'm stumped...
He's got only himself to blame. He only did half the legwork to be ready for court.
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Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" March 27, 2019, 03:43 PM
BB61You guys are very very bad people...
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March 27, 2019, 03:49 PM
fiasconvaHe should have used that distraction to leg it out of there.
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra March 27, 2019, 04:05 PM
RogueJSKMust have been worried that a conviction would result in him getting fired from IHOP.
March 27, 2019, 05:08 PM
Lord VaalicThings were taking too long, he wanted the prosecutor to shake a leg
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day March 27, 2019, 05:25 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Must have been worried that a conviction would result in him getting fired from IHOP.
Well, he could always claim he identifies as female and change his name to Eileen.
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March 27, 2019, 05:34 PM
Patrick-SP2022quote:
All of sudden, he bends down and grabs his leg, pulls it off, and starts waiving it at the prosecutor while yelling at her.
Was the guys name Ahab and was he going on about a whale?
March 27, 2019, 06:29 PM
bald1Just demonstrating that an ankle monitor won't mean crap!
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March 27, 2019, 06:43 PM
two-two-niner-romeo"I guess the foot's on the other hand now.........."
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March 28, 2019, 01:04 PM
SigSACHis response was legendary.
March 28, 2019, 01:21 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Must have been worried that a conviction would result in him getting fired from IHOP.
Well, he could always claim he identifies as female and change his name to Eileen.
Unless he's turning Japanese...
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! March 28, 2019, 01:23 PM
Chris OrndorffLotsa fun up there in AF Roger!
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March 28, 2019, 01:30 PM
BB61quote:
Originally posted by Chris Orndorff:
Lotsa fun up there in AF Roger!
Hehehe. If you only knew...oh wait, you do.
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March 28, 2019, 01:58 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Must have been worried that a conviction would result in him getting fired from IHOP.
Well, he could always claim he identifies as female and change his name to Eileen.
Unless he's turning Japanese...
Snerk....
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.