How do I have to assume "men" manage to pee all over the god damned toilet seat? Who are these animals?

The assholes can't wait 1 minute to use the urinal

1. Lift the fracking toilet seat, asshole.
2. Aim better.
3. See (2), even for urinals. Nobody likes standing in the urine of others.

Why is it that one finds puddles under urinals. The damn things stick out to prevent that. They're designed to prevent that, with a modicum of effort and even the slightest effort at aim.

It can't be worse than some of the pakastaini's and others on base who'd stand on the toilet seat and squat. We could always tell who it was a few stalls down by the splashing sound as they'd reach into the toilet and splash themselves with water. Never used the paper. The seats, floors, covered in toilet water and whatever else happened to be there.

Evidently in some areas of Chihuahua Mexico, the custom is to wipe one’s ass and throw the toilet paper on the restroom floor by the commode, or maybe that’s just what they do when visiting the US. I’ve been told that the “sewers” in Mexico don’t successfully accomodate toilet paper.

If nothing else, I learned a new word.

Some guys got target rifles. Some guys got snubnose revolvers. Big difference hittin' the target. I hate the shotgunners.

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Originally posted by Anush:
The assholes can't wait 1 minute to use the urinal

Even if they prefer the stall to the urinal, I assume they've mastered not pissing on the seat/floor at home. Seems like a pretty basic skill.

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Originally posted by MNSIG:

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Originally posted by Anush:
The assholes can't wait 1 minute to use the urinal

Even if they prefer the stall to the urinal, I assume they've mastered not pissing on the seat/floor at home. Seems like a pretty basic skill.

that's really the crux of my "argument"

I’m still waiting on the public to understand the courtesy flush. I don’t want to smell your nasty eating habits. So simple, as you are dropping your air to surface ordinance, flush the fucking toilet every few minutes.

Ah yes. Nothing like sitting down on a wet seat.

You have three options and none of them are that difficult.

1. Piss in the urinal.
2. Lift the seat.
3. Sit down.

Common courtesy, now uncommon.

This is why I do not like taking my 3 year old daughter into the mens room when she has to use the bathroom. I tell her that assholes have so little courtesy they can't even bother lifting the toilet set so they piss all over it.

“That rug really brought the room together man.”

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Originally posted by FenderBender:
How do I have to assume "men" manage to pee all over the god damned toilet seat? Who are these animals?

It might be young kids, not "men." I see that a lot in public restrooms.

There is a large number of people who feel that "public" means "I don't have to care at all". They literally turn off their dignity/civility, if they had any to begin with.

I'll take piss on the seat. I can fix that pretty easily. And I look before I sit.

It's shit on the seat, on the floor, hell it's been smeared on the wall at more than one place I've been to. That's beyond laziness/apathy about aim and lifting the seat, that's downright criminal in my opinion.

I don't frequent seedy establishments. I do my best to avoid public restrooms entirely.

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Originally posted by arfmel:
Evidently in some areas of Chihuahua Mexico, the custom is to wipe one’s ass and throw the toilet paper on the restroom floor by the commode, or maybe that’s just what they do when visiting the US. I’ve been told that the “sewers” in Mexico don’t successfully accomodate toilet paper.

Not just Chihuahua.

I worked a lot in south TX with Mexicans from Laredo. They sure aren't afraid to toss their tootsie roll smeared shit paper in the receptacle next to the toilet.

I started working with a guy, who, oddly enough bragged how he would go out of his way to make sure all spackle was gone from the porcelain if shit got rowdy. So, when I discovered dried piss on every square inch of the toilet seat in a hotel we were sharing, I figured it must have been another guy who crashed there one night. Well, it happened again today with no one else to suspect. Absolutely classless, yet he's too good to use the skid-o-can on site.

And Porta-John's. Who are the assholes that clog up the urinal trough with toilet paper, cigarettes and gum, then proceed to piss all over it?

No courtesy whatsoever.

I am a woman & have to say some of the women's restrooms are bad too. Except you get to see the occasional used, bloody, tampon floating in the toilet bowl.

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Originally posted by MagicHorse:
I am a woman & have to say some of the women's restrooms are bad too. Except you get to see the occasional used, bloody, tampon floating in the toilet bowl.

I was just about to eat dessert.

Not any more.

The comedienne, Rita Rudner, says that the thing about men and toilets is that they aren't very specific.