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September 13, 2017, 07:37 PM
PHPaul
Nuns and chainsaws
Anybody seen the spot on Fox about the nun in Florida that grabbed a chainsaw and started clearing a road?

In full habit?

Who has obviously never used a chainsaw before?

With a saw that's about as sharp as a marble?

I may have seen a more obviously scripted photo op before but it don't occur to me when that might have been.




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September 13, 2017, 09:04 PM
rburg
I think she did a passable job. I don't even agree that she'd never used one before. I don't think I'd have attacked it the same way she did, but to her credit, she was out there working at it.

On one of the shows they said she grew up in Texas and had done yard work with her family.


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September 13, 2017, 09:36 PM
ZSMICHAEL
I like this better:


September 14, 2017, 05:36 AM
RichardC
I hope she doesn't make it a habit.


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September 14, 2017, 05:56 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
I hope she doesn't make it a habit.


This thread doesn't have a prayer.




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September 14, 2017, 07:55 AM
Jimbo54
I prayed for divine intervention to sharpen that pathetic chain.

Jim


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September 14, 2017, 08:08 AM
2BobTanner
And I thought they were dangerous when they had rulers! YIKES. Eek


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September 14, 2017, 08:36 AM
parabellum
They're just one nun shy of an Antonioni film.
September 14, 2017, 08:38 AM
rushfan65
She should come to my neighborhood. Still trying to clean up the roads.
September 14, 2017, 10:51 AM
OneWheelDrive
It's a chainsaw Mass-acre.


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September 14, 2017, 04:47 PM
florida boy
Nuns kick butt, believe me I know I went to parochial school thru 8th grade.




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September 14, 2017, 05:10 PM
parabellum
If she continues to use that chainsaw, she'll never get out of the habit. Big Grin

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Aw, heck, that joke's already taken. Razz
September 14, 2017, 11:17 PM
Rey HRH
You ask what kind of nun would do that?

Nun ya biznez.



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September 15, 2017, 07:35 AM
bendable
In the name of the Stihl, the Husky and the holy Craftsman






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September 15, 2017, 11:04 AM
Spokane228
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
I hope she doesn't make it a habit.


This thread doesn't have a prayer.


Nun the less.
September 15, 2017, 03:50 PM
Fdan
In the movie "The Sound of Music," the Mother Superior looked surprisingly like John Wayne and he could REALLY handle a chain saw! Razz


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September 16, 2017, 01:24 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
They knew right where they needed to go to do the most good...they had their #1 drone in the air to scout things out...




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September 16, 2017, 08:06 PM
bubbatime
One of the first hurricane related deaths in Florida was of a man using a chainsaw. It kicked back into his neck, killing him.


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September 18, 2017, 12:21 PM
Elk Hunter
quote:
Originally posted by bubbatime:
One of the first hurricane related deaths in Florida was of a man using a chainsaw. It kicked back into his neck, killing him.


Chain saws in the hands of people who do not know how to use them are very dangerous. I have seen some really stupid stuff taking place by folks who should have known better. But then I grew up in N. Idaho where a LOT of people used chainsaws. My step dad even had a small one with about a 10 inch bar. Used it to quarter and prepare deer and elk while hunting up in the high country.


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September 18, 2017, 12:39 PM
guardianangel762
I am sure if she could have picked a chainsaw, she would have picked the good sharp one.

She is in a shit situation and equipment is what you can get. I was in Katrina and the aftermath of that I often wanted better equipment than what I had. You have to make due with crap sometimes.


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