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New commercial for Pfizer vaccines

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August 23, 2024, 01:59 PM
egregore
New commercial for Pfizer vaccines
No words spoken dialog (does have captions), not even to tell us how great and safe their vax is, just 30 seconds of people laughing hysterically. Confused Roll Eyes

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August 23, 2024, 02:38 PM
parabellum
I haven't seen it, but what you describe speaks volumes. They say nothing because they know we believe nothing they say, and in saying nothing, they think there's nothing to criticize.
August 23, 2024, 02:54 PM
Oaklane
Para… spot on, I saw it this morning and agree with you
August 23, 2024, 08:27 PM
selogic
It's on my list of commercials to mute as soon as possible . Along with all of the prescription med commercials with people dancing and singing .
August 23, 2024, 08:32 PM
YooperSigs
IMHO, The Pfizer laughing oldsters has beat out the Jardiance singing fat chick for worst drug commercial now being aired! Here in the Yoop, it runs just before another Pfizer ad hawking "if its Covid, Paxlovid"! Gotta keep the Covid $$$ coming in! Roll Eyes


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August 23, 2024, 09:59 PM
Prefontaine
This month = 25 years of me not watching commercial television. I’m glad I haven’t seen any of this shit Razz



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August 24, 2024, 08:12 AM
jed7s9b
The laugh track commercial. Annoying it is. I wish I could laugh like that. Maybe I’d live longer. Laughter has to better medication than the modern poison Phizer has been hawking.


“That’s what.” - She
August 24, 2024, 08:31 AM
sourdough44
I don’t take anything, but the Jardiance and Skyrizi commercials are there to reel customers in.

I think Pfizer is rooting for another pandemic.
August 24, 2024, 09:14 AM
selogic
The commercial for Allegra with the girl wearing the purple headphones and singing . Bless her little heart but it takes about 20 milliseconds for her to get annoying .
August 24, 2024, 09:24 AM
12131
All drug commercials are vomit inducing.


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August 24, 2024, 10:08 AM
sigmonkey
I should overdub it...

"Pfizer Pfucks Pfolk's Pfaculties"






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August 24, 2024, 11:46 AM
Rey HRH
I've started seeing articles on how the FDA had just approved a new batch of covid vaccines because it's becoming an "epidemic" again.



"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
August 24, 2024, 03:37 PM
Greymann
This one?



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August 24, 2024, 09:14 PM
YooperSigs
Yep, thats the one!


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August 24, 2024, 10:47 PM
Green Highlander
I figured it was just video of when the C Suite got their Covid bonus checks.


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August 25, 2024, 07:23 AM
.38supersig
Pfizer vaccines are a quick way to gain an inheritance.

That old lady's heart will be pfucked up in no time.



September 09, 2024, 11:38 AM
calugo
quote:
Originally posted by selogic:
The commercial for Allegra with the girl wearing the purple headphones and singing . Bless her little heart but it takes about 20 milliseconds for her to get annoying .


At least she's cute :-)
September 09, 2024, 11:41 AM
calugo
quote:
Originally posted by sourdough44:
I don’t take anything, but the Jardiance and Skyrizi commercials are there to reel customers in.

I think Pfizer is rooting for another pandemic.


Not rooting for another pandemic orchestrating another pandemic probably just in time to impact the November elections
September 09, 2024, 12:25 PM
Fly-Sig
Pharma buys influence at the networks by being huge customers. It helps them get positive coverage and suppress negative coverage. The constant messaging is effective propaganda with many viewers.

We don't watch any broadcast or network tv, so we aren't subjected to the nonsense.
September 09, 2024, 02:05 PM
drtenb330
No talking, no disclaimers.

nothing serious to see here.

Except......

Might induce fever, flu-like symptoms, headaches, vomiting, nausea, stomach upset, loss of taste, smell, loss of hearing, mood swings, hallucinations, temporary or permanent blindness, insanity, amnesia, tertiary syphilis, minor and sever forms of birth defects, cancer, anal seepage, instant black death, rare cases have resulted in Ebola and/or Steven-Johnson Syndrome, never take while trying to drive, and my real absolute favorite: "Consult your doctor of pharmacist before you start any treatment or decide and/or to become pregnant"
Ok - if you see any warning like this, some simple advice: don't take it.
If your medical professional isn't the one prescribing, and someone else is, i.e., the government telling you to take it, it's probably not going to get two-thumbs-up and a smiley face by your dr., or anyone. (disclaimer just in case - this is my own personal minor rant, not any medical advice)