March 22, 2018, 09:40 AM
SIG 229RInfernal automated answering machines
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Originally posted by henryaz:
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Originally posted by SIG 229R:
I hate when you call somewhere and the infernal thing tells you to push 1 for this and 2 for this and 3 for something else nd 4 for something else and etc and etc and round and round we go and no options are anywhere close to the subject you are calling about.
And, of course, their menu options have always changed.
I can hear it now; "Please listen closely as our menu options may have changed recently".
Of course they have not changed they are still just as confusing as they have always been! LOL
March 22, 2018, 11:33 AM
bendablewhen I get someone in a cubicle that has a 29 page three ring binder in front of them
and all they are allowed to do is give you the answer that is printed in that binder
weather the answer pertains to your circumstance or not!
I want to do counter productive evil deeds in short order
March 22, 2018, 04:15 PM
P250UA5Adding to this list.
When the automated system gives you 3-4 options, and they all lead to the receptionist

Called a local dealership to ask about a car.
Press 2 for sales, 3 for service, 4 for finance, etc.
All options lead to the receptionist.