There is no good naked in the ER.

Thank you for not posting pictures.

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
There is no good naked in the ER.

That's why you wear rose colored goggles.

I worked in the hospital maintenance shop one summer while in high school. The morgue was next door. You could hear the sound of ghosts.

Do the occupants of the morgue shoot ghost guns?

Or on the street, for that matter.

Also, when you have to fight/restrain somebody in the ER always position yourself so you don't get stuck with the legs. Not because of the danger of getting kicked, but because it positions you downstream of certain orifices...

In the 29+ years of being a Cop, one of the absolutes I’ve learned is-
The people you see naked while at work are the people you never want to see naked!

Been there, done that. Sorry buddy!

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
There is no good naked in the ER.

I call BS.

I have never seen a pair of boobs that made my day worse.

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Originally posted by Beancooker:

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
There is no good naked in the ER.

I call BS.

I have never seen a pair of boobs that made my day worse.

Really, somethings can't be unseen.

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In Portland (OR) there's a thing called the "Naked Bike Ride". It's an annual event, right through downtown. My BIL is a retired firefighter there and for a while was assigned to a station that was right along the NBR route. According to him, the people that participate in the NBR are not the ones you want to see naked.

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Originally posted by CPD SIG:
In the 29+ years of being a Cop, one of the absolutes I’ve learned is-
The people you see naked while at work are the people you never want to see naked!

Been there, done that. Sorry buddy!

This is the truth...

Only one in all my years. New Years Eve Y2K. A group of young Canadian gals came down to party and one of them was brought in after taking MDMA. This gal was breathtakingly beautiful and after taking off her little black dress (with nothing underneath), she refused any and all attempts to cover her up. We ended up just closing the door and letting her sleep it off.

Otherwise, yes, 98% of people look much better with their clothes on.

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Originally posted by Beancooker:

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
There is no good naked in the ER.

I call BS.

I have never seen a pair of boobs that made my day worse.

Work EMS and run on a drunk/drug call. You’ll come away with a different point of view.

Sixteen years in EMS have proven your observations to be true. I also have done service work at the local "clothing optional resort", which also happens to be on the swingers "lifestyle" circuit. Nope, not a person at the place that should be seen anywhere without clothes. I've also run service calls at houses where I've been met at the door with women who have nothing on but a smile. Pass the eye bleach please.

I did once run on a 20 something female who was out strolling a dirt road in the buff on a lovely 28 degree day. She was the one exception to the rule.

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Originally posted by Beancooker:

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
There is no good naked in the ER.

I call BS.

I have never seen a pair of boobs that made my day worse.

I have. And like spunk639 said, some things can't be unseen.

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Originally posted by Beancooker:

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
There is no good naked in the ER.

I call BS.

I have never seen a pair of boobs that made my day worse.

You've never worked the ER and seen a couple of pieces of pepperoni floating on mounds of cookie dough.

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
You've never worked the ER and seen a couple of pieces of pepperoni floating on mounds of cookie dough.

Nor done a 12 lead on a dude that you have to lift 6" of "breast tissue" to place the electrodes.