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אַרְיֵה |
The airport I used to use when I commented to the Birmingham area had a dumpster in the hangar area. Padlocked. You had to ask them for the key. I asked whether they were afraid that somebody was going to steal the trash. They did not understand Yankee humor. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
When I lived in Calgary, I had a detached garage that backed up to an alley. The alley is where our trash was picked up and we all kept our 90 gallon cans in the alley. I found an asshole taxi driver using my trash can several times. He was a slob and wouldn’t get it in all the way so the lid closed and I’d end up picking up trash. If my trash was overflowing, I would also get billed extra. The last time I caught him dumping, I chased his POS cab down the alley with a baseball bat. Never had a problem again. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Spread the Disease |
If I saw someone else's trash in my can, I'd be going through it to find an address. The entire bag's contents would then end up in their yard or at their front door. ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
Next door neighbour on one side decided to stop paying for trash pickup and just started dumping it on her property... until someone called the township about it. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Relax buddy - its a little humor. And nobody said anything about dumping it all over the place. | |||
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Hop head |
when I was a grocery store manager, I would need to order an open top dumpster on occasion to dispose of excess trash, displays etc that had accumulated , each and every time I would use about 1/2 the space, and any and everyone filled it with 'stuff',, except when I ran a couple of stores in an economically depressed area, those areas, if it was recyclable for $$$ it was taken, they would gladly empty a dumpster of all metal, cardboard, and anything else wortha buck https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/ | |||
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chickenshit |
I have a dumpster at my business. Nothing huge, just a 6 yard dumpster which gets emptied twice a week. Most of the time I'll find the odd bag of household trash on a Monday morning (I am closed on weekends) but one Sunday I came in to do some maintenance and found an entire live oak tree cut up and stuffed in my dumpster. I was pissed. Had to unload the tree onto my trailer and pay to dispose of it. Bastards. ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Dumpster does not have a lockable lid? הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Go ahead punk, make my day |
What, no video? | |||
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Wouldn't use of another's dumpster be a theft of services? File a criminal complaint if you can get name & address. EasyFire [AT] zianet.com ---------------------------------- NRA Certified Pistol Instructor Colorado Concealed Handgun Permit Instructor Nationwide Agent for > US LawShield > https://www.texaslawshield.com...p.php?promo=ondemand CCW Safe > www.ccwsafe.com/CCHPI | |||
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Non-Miscreant |
Ha! Where I worked, we kept the dumpster within a locked chain link area, and the dumpster itself was locked. Lucky me had keys to both the fence and the dumpster. Our motive was to deter dumpster diving. Little did they know I was one of the worst offenders. Here at home, last summer, I heard the sound of a residential "can" going up the road. It was early and the trash hadn't been picked up yet. Sure enough, some one had stolen our can. Talk about a low life. And long ago, like 30 years, the club I belong to had problems with people dumping on our property. We'd give chase if we saw them, but they usually had a good head start. So one weekend, we saw a guy doing it. Tried to chase him but he got away. The sheriff was called and the uninterested deputy did show up. He said if we wanted to go through the bags, he'd wait. Sure enough, we got a handful of junk mail. So we loaded up a truck of it and took it to the address, with the good deputy standing guard. And when we got to the address, there was the vehicle we'd chased. The deputy told us to unload it by his drive in the yard. The guy came out yelling and the deputy told him we didn't like his garbage either. Then he told the guy he had his choice. He could keep his trash and we'd all leave. Or he could keep raising hell and we'd take it back with us, but he was going to jail. He decided to keep his own trash. Better still, the problems along our road stopped. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Exactly what I was going to say....theft of services. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Happened to me once, and I did just that. Packed their bags into the back of my truck, and deposited them at the end of their driveway. | |||
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Go ahead punk, make my day |
I hope you slit the bottom of the bags after setting them down. | |||
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Also add a couple of fish to the garbage, smells really good in the heat... | |||
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Crabs have got to be the worst. Back in MD, blue crabs from the Bay were popular and plentiful, and when someone would dump their crab detritus in a dumpster, man, that would stink for days. | |||
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Raptorman |
So it smelled like a whore house. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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