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Spectemur Agendo |
There was a larger than usual jumping spider on the closet door, so I tried grabbing it. This is generally not a problem since I've done it countless times without incident, but this spider was particularly feisty. After several attempts it apparently had had enough, wrapped it's body around my finger, and sank its fangs into my skin. I flung it to the ground where the dog promptly killed it. Now bryan11 feels completely justified in bringing back his hair spray and lighter method which I banned inside the house years ago. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | ||
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E tan e epi tas |
So you tried to pick up a spider without a thought of burning it and the general area into oblivion????? "SHE'S A WITCH!!!!!!" "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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THE SIGGUY |
death to all of Satans creatures from Hell! Spiders are the creapiest of all!! -------------------------------------------------------2/28/2015 ~ Rest in peace Dad. Lt Commander E.G.E. USN Love you. | |||
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| Do No Harm, Do Know Harm |
Hmmmmm... Yes. Witch. Or drunk posting.  "Larger than usual jumping spider"... as if plain old "spider" doesn't heebie jeebie me enough. That there requires a full conflagration. Nothing in that phrase would ever incite me to try to catch the thing... Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here. Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard. -JALLEN "All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones | |||
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Honky Lips |
Well, Don't do that. | |||
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You banned hair spray, but not carburetor cleaner & the lighter! You go take care of the problem Bryan11! It's either that or the shotgun. ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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I'm Different! |
Remember that with great power comes great responsibility.“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Yup. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Grandiosity is a sign of mental illness |
Do you feel... different?  | |||
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| Scientific Beer Geek |
Can you wall crawl and shoot webs yet?  __________________________ "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy." - Benjamin Franklin | |||
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You'll be needing one of these, just in case you don't have time to knit your own: http://tinyurl.com/lnuh2mc ____________________ | |||
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Yeah, I used this method with a wolf spider on my back patio...joke was on me when a metric fuck ton of tiny baby spiders fled off it's back and scattered everywhere | |||
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| Spectemur Agendo |
I was thinking that since it was bigger then it would be easier to grab hold of. Nope. It was actually pretty funny, and I kept laughing afterwards. Bryan11 and bryan11 Jr. were disgusted and kept saying things that started with, "See, this is why..." SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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A Grateful American |
That's the irreversable effects of the brain disolving toxins. Your done.  "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Spectemur Agendo |
Thanks, but I was thinking something more like this:  SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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Green Mountain Boy |
To me, big enough to grab onto is big enough for a 12 gauge.  !~God Bless the U.S. Military~! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | |||
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| "The deals you miss don’t hurt you”-B.D. Raney Sr. |
Not spider related, but not really deserving of its own thread... I was stung by a red wasp yesterday. On my jawline. I felt it hit me, then flip around a bit. I guess he got tangled up in my beard because it took him a few seconds to light me up. Sorry, I know it was probably out of frustration on his part....but he still had to die. My jaw throbbed the rest of the day. | |||
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| Spectemur Agendo |
^ My finger is still throbbing a little, but at least the bite didn't hurt as much as when the snake bit me. (Bonus points for those who remember that incident.  )SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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At least he wasn't trying to burn it while you were holding it. === I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. | |||
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Capital idea!!! Wait a few days, you'll be able to spin your own silk. ____________________ | |||
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