Just started drinking my Colyte at 1600hrs. One cup every ten minutes.
Rule#1: No. That is not a fart.
Rule#2: (For the dog) You'd best concentrate on your fucking dog food dish. There ain't gonna be no gourmet experiences today. Sorry!
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 06, 2017, 03:28 PM
RichardC
Install seat belt on the commode.
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April 06, 2017, 03:34 PM
Jim Shugart
I'm in there with the Kindle. This really sucks.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 06, 2017, 03:56 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart: I'm in there with the Kindle. This really sucks.
Sucks - or blows?
Always remember Rule #1.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
April 06, 2017, 04:11 PM
kz1000
Look on the bright side. Soon you'll be able to swallow a white beach towel and pull it out the other end clean & dry.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
April 06, 2017, 04:21 PM
hvyhawler
When I had mine, I was on the throne texting my wife to bring me in water, there was no way in hell I was getting up...or wipin' till the majority was over...
April 06, 2017, 04:27 PM
archerman
Oh yeah good times, I enjoyed the day before mine oh so much.
It is not so bad now that I am done with it for awhile...
Archerman
April 06, 2017, 04:48 PM
JR78
Had one in May 2016. As the Doc was opening the lower colon, part of the colon ripped laterally. The next Doc removed 4 inches of colon. That was a nice 5 day hospital stay.
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April 06, 2017, 05:10 PM
CoolRich59
Ugh. Mine was last summer. Glad to get it over with.
_____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
April 06, 2017, 05:41 PM
phil in indy
I feel your pain! Im overdue for mine. And since my mom passed away from several conditions, including colon cancer, the doctors have me on an aggressive timeline just to make sure. Oh yeah Im 57 now and just got my first prostate exam this year. WOW.
April 06, 2017, 05:53 PM
tatortodd
I did mine last November, and it's the 4th prep I've done (2 colonoscopy's, 2 surgeries).
It was the gentlest prep yet, but it was the longest prep yet. Took my first drug at dinner two days before, and I was crapping up until 90 minutes before the colonscopy. I wouldn't want to do that long of prep again.
My 2013 prep before surgery was much better. Started at 6 PM the day before, and was orders of magnitude less violent than my 90s colonoscopy prep.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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April 06, 2017, 06:04 PM
SSgt USMC/Vet
Had one a few years ago, I had no problem with it except for that nasty shit I had to drink. Hope all goes well for ya.
April 06, 2017, 07:03 PM
msfzoe
I've had four so far. The prep is worse than the procedure. You will be just fine.
April 06, 2017, 07:04 PM
Ronin1069
Sounds like a pain in the ass
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April 06, 2017, 07:26 PM
grumpy1
Good luck and oh thanks, you just reminded me I am two months late scheduling mine for the once every three years event. Where does the time go?
April 06, 2017, 07:36 PM
nighthawk
Eat a couple of Taco Bell tacos, and a burrito, that will clean you out faster, and more complete than anything else.
"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
April 06, 2017, 07:38 PM
Ke Bo Li
quote:
Originally posted by kz1000: Look on the bright side. Soon you'll be able to swallow a white beach towel and pull it out the other end clean & dry.
Well there is THAT to look forward to. My next one is Monday afternoon.
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April 06, 2017, 08:38 PM
entropy
Going in tomorrow to schedule mine up...
I cant wait.
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