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| Stuck on himself |
That's right, I'm sitting on my couch minding my own freaking business and the little asshole crawled up my leg then proceeded to sting me repeatedly after I decided to investigate what exactly it was moving around in there. I'm wearing long socks so I didn't notice it right away. At least I caught it at my knee before it got any further.  | ||
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Frangas non Flectes |
That's extra "nope" drizzled on a "nope Sundae." Evil little shits.... ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Raptorman |
I was mowing last weekend and got nailed. It was unconditional war afterwards with foaming yellow jacket killer. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
Hopefully that's the only one you find inside your house. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Nasty little girls they are. Chris | |||
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| Throwin sparks makin knives  |
I got nailed while push mowing some of the rough stuff a couple years ago. They got all up in my pants and shirt. Bastages just keep on stinging! I was screaming like a girl runnin down the street. I was told it was funny. SUCKED!This message has been edited. Last edited by: sybo, | |||
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Tiny flying Satans.  God bless America. | |||
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Nasty little flying bastids. One entered my house recently and all three kitties went wild. Leaping, jumping and persisting until the invader was vanquished. I think it was eaten, by Aspen, a year old Maine coon mix. | |||
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Please give Aspen a few extra head rubbings.  God bless America. | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
I'm sorry I laughed. I probably wouldn't if it happened to me. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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A Grateful American |
I don't know how much gasoline is needed to kill a nest of those little yellow bastards, in the rootbase of a dead oak tree, but I know how much I used... And, it It takes 27 minutes to schlep 15 gallons 100 yards using a 5 gallon gas can, a siphon and pouring it all in the nest before the ginormous "FWOOOOMPPP!!!" "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Sigmonkey, I just wanna know how far away you needed to be before lighting the match on that ginormous Fwoooomppp. Just in case I might want to think about maybe considering duplicating such an event. Sometime. Maybe.  God bless America. | |||
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I got stung in the finger on Friday. I did not see what it was, but pulled a 1/4" black claw like stinger out. NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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| Stuck on himself |
I found the nest. Tonight there will be blood and fire. Well maybe not fire. It’s a little close to the house, just in a corner I don’t visit too often. | |||
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I'll be the first to admit.....I thought this thread was going to be about colored condoms. | |||
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Give 'em hell, asonie!! God bless America. | |||
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