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January 30, 2021, 05:22 PM
hudr
Oh, dear me...I've lost a customer...
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Sexist too, no roosters...



No toxic masculinity in your eggs.
January 30, 2021, 06:11 PM
Excam_Man
Let me know when I need to send you $3 to cover the loss.

I'd be happy to support your Trump Farm!




January 30, 2021, 06:16 PM
220-9er
Just tell her that since you now want $15 an hour, the price of eggs has risen 4 fold.
Maybe have a Biden voter price so they can feel so much better paying you a living wage.


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January 30, 2021, 06:33 PM
P220 Smudge
Paul, I wish I had a friend like you locally. I'd happily buy up any leftover eggs you wanted to sell and happily keep my politicals to myself. There's nothing like fresh eggs, and voluntarily giving up on that because the source of the eggs doesn't like Joe fucking Biden of all people just boggles the mind.


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January 30, 2021, 07:16 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
She told the Mrs. on the phone that "You're really nice people, I don't understand how you can't see The Truth."



"Oh we know the truth because we do not listen nor watch the [lame stream] media, Twatter, Instacram, and other false hooded sources."






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January 30, 2021, 07:51 PM
ugeesta
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Originally posted by az4783054:
Would she take a dozen if you offered them for free?


Yeah. And have the local yutes deliver em’ for ya




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January 30, 2021, 08:37 PM
.38supersig
If you like your eggs, you can keep your eggs. Period.



January 31, 2021, 10:20 AM
az4783054
We used to have acreage south of metro Phoenix with 60 Desert Gold peach trees that we weekly irrigated at 2am. They required hand trimming and thinning of the blossoms to create larger peaches. It was costly and time consuming hard work for my wife and I.

The peaches were always ready to pick on Memorial Day. We got flat cardboard boxes and asked $2.00 for a flat of about 30-35 peaches and we gave a free soda for every flat purchased. We'd have people offering $1.00 a flat. One night we had five trees picked clean by thieves.

Just so it wouldn't go to waste, we eventually offered the flats for free. Then people wanted us to deliver it to them so they wouldn't have to drive out so far...for FREE fruit.

We finally cut the orchard down and the dumbass people bitched that we didn't have free peaches for them anymore.
January 31, 2021, 10:36 AM
braillediver
We get Bird of the Month trading cards with our free range eggs.

People- Had a guy at my garage sale offering 50% less for several items. I told him I'd give him $1 to just go away.


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January 31, 2021, 11:53 AM
TMats
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
$3 for a dozen eggs?! Around here, they're going for $5-8/dozen.

They’re about $5/doz. at farmer’s markets around here. I’ve been getting our fresh eggs from a nice lady at a farm about 20 miles from our place for 4 years now. $2.50/doz. They also have the best honey I’ve ever tasted—one of my favorite things in the world

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In store, I pay from $0.95~$1.50 dozen in the Supermarket.

and worth every penny, I’m sure


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January 31, 2021, 01:28 PM
Graniteguy
I get a dozen free eggs per week from my neighbor.

And he has one less bobcat to worry about. Big Grin
February 01, 2021, 10:10 AM
95flhr
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
Originally posted by cas:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
$3 for a dozen eggs?! Around here, they're going for $5-8/dozen.


Yeah but those are free range, free trade, non conflict, non GMO, non binary, gender neutral, peace and love, non blood diamonds eggs.

His are deplorable right wing racist fascist eggs!! Yuck!


Big Grin

True, except for the racist part. I have Red hens (Red Sexlinks) Black hens (Black Sexlinks) Black-and-white (notice the small "w"...) Hens (Barred Rocks) and an Americauna that lays green eggs.

Well, I guess it could be considered racist seeing as I don't have any straight white hens.

Sexist too, no roosters...


Same set up here only we do have a rooster and couple of white hens. Razz

We have a neighbor down the road that was really friendly until she saw the Trump sticker on the back of my truck and now says she is afraid of us. Roll Eyes




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February 01, 2021, 05:52 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by simmy952:
quote:
Originally posted by Flash-LB:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
$3 for a dozen eggs?! Around here, they're going for $5-8/dozen.


I hope that's what you pay someone who owns the chickens.

In store, I pay from $0.95~$1.50 dozen in the Supermarket.

We buy ours from a customer that stops in at our shop. Yes you can buy eggs from the super market for cheaper but there is a very noticeable difference in them. The "home grown" eggs have a better taste and consistency to them. It seems funny but you can tell a difference on the plate. Plus I can support a local producer instead of huge super store.



pre cooties, we bought from a couple different egg farms in the area,

all basically home grown vs store bought,

and you are correct, nothing is better than a farm (like home farm) egg,

the factory stuff you get in stores pale in comparison,



in this area they are $5-6 bucks a dozen,


and when you get those eggs with the blue/green colored shells , can't remember what breed lays them, they are fantastic,



https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/
February 01, 2021, 05:53 PM
lyman
slight drift,


my brother leans fairly far right, and is single,

had a date with a woman last week,
they hit it off great, lots in common, good conversation etc etc etc,
nice dinner too,

all going well,

till she asked the question,,,

who did you vote for,

he said Trump,
she cut the conversation short and was gone in 5 minutes,



https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/
February 01, 2021, 06:08 PM
cas
quote:
Originally posted by 95flhr:

We have a neighbor down the road that was really friendly until she saw the Trump sticker on the back of my truck and now says she is afraid of us. Roll Eyes


I'd call that a win win.


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February 01, 2021, 10:13 PM
jimb888
I'm stumped. We get most of our eggs from a local farm. Good folks. Really what we care about most is quality and supporting the little folks. But now I have to adjudicate the farms politics? Crap, never even thought of doing that before.

If they support Hillary I can't get any more eggs? Hardly seems fair to me.
February 03, 2021, 02:56 PM
frayedends
There's a house very close to me selling eggs and veggies all the time. They have a Bernie sticker on their car and a BLM sign in their yard. I don't buy anything from them. I'm sure losing my $5/week doesn't bother them. They likely are on welfare anyhow.




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February 03, 2021, 03:04 PM
jimb888
Could be one of the kids cars with the Bernie stickers?

Where I live you don't put a Trump sticker on your car unless you want some lib to destroy it.
February 04, 2021, 09:37 AM
frayedends
quote:
Originally posted by jimb888:
Could be one of the kids cars with the Bernie stickers?

Where I live you don't put a Trump sticker on your car unless you want some lib to destroy it.


Oh no, this is a young couple. They are clearly hippie types. They have a toddler running around their front yard with their chickens, naked (the kid and the chickens). They are definitely Bernie types and the BLM sign seals the deal.

Interestingly, my fiance won't let me do what I was thinking of doing. I was going to take half the eggs and leave a note, "I saw you had eggs and I don't have eggs. I took half your eggs so we are even. Thanks and Go Bernie!."




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