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Guiness World Record for...
July 21, 2018, 03:23 PM
flesheatingvirusGuiness World Record for...
http://www.wdrb.com/story/3867...termelons-on-stomachReally? So can we just make up any world record from an idea that I pull out of my ass, too?
How about world record for the largest enema ever used? On second thought, that's probably taken.
Maybe they should add a related record for this guy: fewest watermelons sliced on stomach before self-evisceration.
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July 21, 2018, 03:38 PM
CopefreeYou see the other records he holds? Good grief, Guinness must be hurting for press.
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July 21, 2018, 05:06 PM
Rey HRHI'm surprised he's not Indian. Indians as a country/people hold the most Guiness Book of Records records.
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July 22, 2018, 10:44 AM
vthokySomebody needs a better hobby.
God bless America. July 22, 2018, 11:11 AM
Blue DogI saw that on the news yesterday and I yelled out loud "What a dumb ass"
July 22, 2018, 11:12 AM
.38supersigI was hoping for the Guiness World Record for recording the most Guiness.
But at least we know what is the fastest sporting fowl.
July 22, 2018, 11:20 AM
LS1 GTOquote:
Furman says he invented the record and submitted it to Guinness, which accepted.
Furman has set more than 600 Guinness World Records, the most of anyone.
Some of his other records include fastest mile run with a milk bottle on his head, and longest distance walked with a running lawnmower on his chin.
Someone needs a life.
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July 22, 2018, 04:37 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by .38supersig:
I was hoping for the Guiness World Record for recording the most Guiness.
But at least we know what is the fastest sporting fowl.
Or drinking the most Guinness.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! July 22, 2018, 04:57 PM
lkdr1989Many people want to be famous...or otherwise known as
attention whores.
quote:
Originally posted by LS1 GTO:
quote:
Furman says he invented the record and submitted it to Guinness, which accepted.
Furman has set more than 600 Guinness World Records, the most of anyone.
Some of his other records include fastest mile run with a milk bottle on his head, and longest distance walked with a running lawnmower on his chin.
Someone needs a life.
...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV
"Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves." Matthew 10:16 NASV July 23, 2018, 07:07 PM
callibirdOpened the story. At first take, I thought, how stereotypical, the black guy in the video still was holding an empty watermelon rind.
Then I realized it was a design on his shirt.
I guess the media has successfully programmed my racial bias...
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