I really like my dentist. He is a bit old school and in is close to 70 like my surgeon. I will miss them when they retire.

At age 65 I had to have one of my baby eye teeth extracted that had cracked and started to decay. He took the time to make estimates for various options, explained the pros and cons of both, and did not charge me anything for it.

My first (talking 3-5ish) was a real prick. I feel physically ill just walking into a dentists office now. I have judged all subsequent dentists (2) based on that fuckwit, more than likely unfairly. I have gone almost a decade without seeing one as a result and am paying for it. Suppose I have to find another as my last retired to Florida. I am considering one that puts you to sleep for the duration of the appt.
Don't get me started on the hygienists. Above dentist had a real winner, i swear took pleasure in finding ways to inflict pain and make you bleed. She is the only woman I've considered taking a swing at.

Your an anti dentite.

You just need a hawt assistant and some nitrous. All will be well.

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Originally posted by HRK: LOL guess I should have put a on that

I knew you were kidding, but there are a few out there that would do it. I might also stay away from those that have pictures of them with deceased lions. Might lead to a protest breaking out while you're in the chair.

Finally found one we liked and after a few years he sold the practice and retired, can't blame him for that, new owner is an Indian woman, not a bad person, however a completely different personality from a bald older motorcycle riding guy LOL.

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Originally posted by wolfe 21:
My first (talking 3-5ish) was a real prick. I feel physically ill just walking into a dentists office now. I have judged all subsequent dentists (2) based on that fuckwit, more than likely unfairly. I have gone almost a decade without seeing one as a result and am paying for it. Suppose I have to find another as my last retired to Florida. I am considering one that puts you to sleep for the duration of the appt.

Just sit in the chair. When he says "Open wide," that's your clue to reach over and gently take hold of his testicles, and say, "Now, we are not going to hurt each other, are we?"

V-Tail, I've heard that joke before.
Nitrous... yes. Hot chick, not so much. I don't need those kinda problems. Besides, a 10 here is still only a 6 in Cali and the female in question was already pretty attractive. Just mean enough it didn't matter at the time.

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Originally posted by sig77:
Your an anti dentite.

{John Malkovich voice} for me they're somewhere between cockroaches and that whit film that forms in the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
Bout sums it up.

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Originally posted by Gustofer:
You just need a hawt assistant and some nitrous. All will be well.

Funny you mention her. As I kid the dentist used Novocaine only to pull teeth. All the drilling was done without. Needless to say, I hated the visits. Then there was the Army, where once the dentist said to his assistant "Well, the sooner we get done, the sooner we can leave." Finally retired and went to the Denntist my wife had found. There I met the dental hygienist. A cutie, lots of jokes, and...she had me try nitrous! I was in love. Liked the hygienist too. The dentist teaches at UDub and is a bit standoofish, but damn he's good. Still, his assistant....

You guys are pikers. I will be teaching my dentist the state required concealed carry class while he fills a cavity middle November. Currently he is a student dentist at the area Dental School. Already a great guy. I will likely be leaving dental school behind when he graduates.

I don't understand dentists, proctologists, or gynecologists. All day looking at the same thing.

When I was a kid, I dreaded going to the dentist--he had one of those belt-driven drills and would bear down and you could smell the tooth burning!

However, he was kind enough to put his Lucky Strikes in the corner of his mouth so the smoke wouldn't get in our eyes while he worked.

He left the practice after many years and became a prison dentist for the local lockup...