Sorry about the following rant, but once again it's the time of year that I need to remind everyone:
Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon, douse my joint, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Dam’! Never thought of that. Is it too late to find some red and blue lights, or are they unobtainable these days, too?

(Don’t worry, though. If I hear you’re coming to the mountains, I’ll turn them off. The red ones, anyway; I love those blue lights that make my eyes go crossed trying to focus on them.)

Harsh tokes dude.