“I’m the King of my castle!” (I loved the Honeymooners!)
Looks like a good place for a caddyshack clip! [FLASH_VIDEO] [/FLASH_VIDEO]
March 04, 2022, 08:20 PM
OKCGene
I'm the boss, and I wear the pants!
And I have my wifes permission to say so. .
March 04, 2022, 08:24 PM
Sailor1911
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul: Being right has very little to do with the outcome when disagreeing with your spouse.
How many times have you figured that out?
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
March 04, 2022, 08:25 PM
Sailor1911
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail: Compromise is always the answer.
We compromise. We do it her way.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
March 04, 2022, 08:29 PM
Sailor1911
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick-SP2022: [FLASH_VIDEO]<iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/9y2Yr1wxRzo" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe>[/FLASH_VIDEO]
That stuff is So good. Just love it. Gleason, Meadows and Carney were priceless.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
March 05, 2022, 07:16 AM
kho
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel: You can be right, or you can be happy.
If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Don't forget Happy wife, happy life!
March 05, 2022, 08:01 AM
dgshooter
Newlyweds on their wedding night:
Husband takes of his pants and says to his new bride, "put these on."
She says "I can't wear your pants."
He replies "And don't you forget it."
A couple of minutes later, she takes of her panties and says, "Put these on."
He laughs and says "I can't get into your panties."
She retorts "And you won't either, unless your attitude changes!"
March 05, 2022, 08:54 AM
Jimbo54
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC: It's threads like these that remind me I'm lucky beyond everything to have found and married the woman who became my lifetime mate.
Thank you, God.
Amen brother. 42 years of experience here and wouldn't change a thing.
Jim
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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird
March 05, 2022, 09:14 AM
L90814
Not a direct quote, but close enough from the show Rules of Engagement:
Jeff Bingham advice to Adam: Audrey wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. I'm allergic. So we compromised, and got a cat.
March 05, 2022, 09:32 AM
2BobTanner
A couple of years ago, a young couple (early 20s) were going to get married on the same day of the month as my wife and I 34th wedding anniversary. He asked me for advice as to how we’ve stayed together.
I replied:
2 Rules for happy marriage; Rule #1—the wife is always right; Rule #2–when the wife is wrong, refer to rule #1.
--------------------- DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!!
“Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.”
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken
March 05, 2022, 10:54 AM
Flash-LB
quote:
Originally posted by 2BobTanner: A couple of years ago, a young couple (early 20s) were going to get married on the same day of the month as my wife and I 34th wedding anniversary. He asked me for advice as to how we’ve stayed together.
I replied:
2 Rules for happy marriage; Rule #1—the wife is always right; Rule #2–when the wife is wrong, refer to rule #1.
Yeah, but that's not the way a good marriage should work.
It should be 50/50, not one way.
March 05, 2022, 12:56 PM
Pyker
Best advice: Figure out what hills and strongpoints you're ready to die for, and disregard all the rest of the BS.
March 06, 2022, 07:12 AM
Blume9mm
After 25 yers of marriage I finally realized it's best to carefully choose your battles....
after 35 I realized.... you just don't........
My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors"
March 06, 2022, 11:59 AM
Lefty Sig
I have a bad habit of trying to reason rationally with irrational people. Women are emotional creatures and they tend to adjust facts and logic to conform with their "feelings".
Past couple years with more than one potential relationship, I swear I am Jordan Peterson in one of his interviews with a hostile woman:
- "No I did not actually say that, you are projecting my response based on your assumptions and biases".
- "I am very direct and specific in what I say, if I did not say it there is no 'hidden meaning' or 'indirect communication' happening that you have to try to interpret".
Despite this the projection continues, and I keep getting told what I will do, how I will react, or what I really meant/thought/felt.
- "No, that is incorrect, this was my thought/meaning/feeling, and I am the only one that can know this. No one in the world that is not a mind reader has any place to tell me differently. If you ask me about me, listen and accept what I tell you".
Once you can see this stuff in real time (it took time for me to realize it, esp. with my ex wife) you can call it out as it happens. My ex would always twist things around and blame me for everything, even when she had full input and agreement and the decision was mutual. If something went wrong or not as we thought it would (such is life) "I only did this because it was what you wanted". And so on.
Originally posted by petr: Ryanp225's wife must have seen his comments...
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
March 07, 2022, 09:23 AM
Ryanp225
Says the betas. If my significant other was to participate in this thread she'd laugh and wonder what quality of woman would possibly be attracted to such a sub male.
March 07, 2022, 10:05 AM
Pyker
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225: Says the betas. If my significant other was to participate in this thread she'd laugh and wonder what quality of woman would possibly be attracted to such a sub male.
Now he's not only insulting us, he's insulting our womenfolk too! What a badass!
