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Go ahead punk, make my day |
That pretty much says it all. | ||
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Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
I've been working with someone who was hired last week and she talks through everything she does as she does it. Drives me nuts. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Diogenes' Quarry |
Yeah. | |||
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This Space for Rent |
And loud to boot. I have a gal a couple offices down that can’t shut up. Sometimes I have to close my door it’s so loud and annoying. That will be changing soon when we move our office to an open cubicle format We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
When I was doing software development work at BellSouth in the Birmingham area there was a female who spent at least six hours a day on the telephone, yakking loudly about personal stuff. Her kids, her shopping adventures, etc. It was so annoying that I would look for empty conference rooms to work in, or an unused desk in another area, so I could get my job done. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Yeah, usually of the female gender. Some just can't keep their mouth shut for two minutes. | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
Preach it. Couple of weeks ago I got in the shit with my wife when I boiled over after listening to her brother and sister's incessant chatter. Apparently "Why don't we all just shut the fuck up" was not the proper way to address the issue...This message has been edited. Last edited by: PHPaul, Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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W07VH5 |
My wife's daughters. The young one isn't too bad, but the oldest one is loud, talks about nothing but herself and never stops. My head hurts just thinking about her voice. | |||
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Eschew Obfuscation |
More and more companies are buying into the "open office" concept because consultants are selling it as encouraging innovation and collaboration. Plus, it lets them show they can be hip and progressive, just like those tech firms. What's not as well known is that "open offices" undermine productivity while allowing one sick person to spread their germs to the entire floor. Several tech firms have quietly reconfigured their offices to reinstall walled offices. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
My friend’s best friend. Dumb and extremely opinionated. Turns a 2 minute story into a 20+ minute story, and interrupts you at the 30 second mark if you have the nerve to try to tell a story. I like my friend but not enough to put up with her best friend. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Ice age heat wave, cant complain. |
Theres a woman in my office (I work remotely but I'm in the office once a month at least) who will call me/ask me a question face to face, let me start to answer, then she starts to filibuster me. I can't stand talking over people or them talking over me, so I just stop and let her finish exercising her mouth. Each time she does this, I wait longer and longer, to the point where it's an uncomfortable silence before I attempt to respond. She's fucking clueless and doesn't realize what I'm doing but it sure makes me feel better about the situation. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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Yew got a spider on yo head |
My MIL and FIL are both guilty of this. Long Island thing? who knows. They drive me insane. They don't even say anything, just constant babbling about what they are doing or thinking. Totally unnecessary. There's a new guy at work who does it too. I don't suffer that nonsense when Im working so apparently I'm the guy that hates him. His evidence? Unresponsive to babbling and high fives. I hope he gets canned. | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
The gals in the retail area of the shop I recently retired from would flap their gums nonstop and cackle incessantly about whatever trivial subject they came up with. Those of us in the production area would ape their inane conversations without ever being caught at it. They were so absorbed in their gab fests they never noticed us. | |||
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Go ahead punk, make my day |
I use the same tactic, to the point I wait for 5 seconds of silence, usually with a hand gesture / body language to say "are you done talking now?". For repeat offenders I look about 30 degrees up and left / right from their face. Enough that I'm no longer making eye contact but it's not a blatant look away. Beyond that I look at my watch / phone, then fake a yawn. | |||
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Took a buddy to get a lumbar injection. As we walked into the building I nodded hello to a guy smoking outside. When the guy came back into the reception area he sat next to me. For the next hour he told me everything about everything. By the time he left I knew more about him than I did about my buddy whom I've known for 18 years. | |||
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Go ahead punk, make my day |
The reason you should always have a pair of earbuds on. When you are alone, put them in when you don't want to be bothered, regardless if you are actually listening to anything. | |||
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I think that they all have a daily quota of words to be spoken, whether meaningful or not. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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I guess it was just my day to listen. | |||
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Even worse is when they repeat the same story so that over the course of a year, you’ve heard it ten times. | |||
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I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
I didn't know you met my sister... -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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