What the hell does that mean? Amazon can track a sock from the cotton field till it gets on my foot.
When I signed up for Prime they said one day delivery. I don't care if it's two or three days.
Now it's sometimes four or five, sometimes the day I order it. Now it's lost. I must be the last
subdivision on the route, never get mine before nine PM. You think if I called Jeff he would reschedule
my truck?
If I tried to cancel Prime, would that be as fun as when I tried to cancel AOL?

Actually it's pretty easy to cancel Prime, I've done it a few times. You just have to watch out for that free trial offer every time you make an order. Now I just decline the offer and plan any Amazon purchases around the $35 dollar minimum for free shipping, Has saved me a ton of money. Plus when I do need to buy something from them, I use a locker drop point, There's usually something I need in town so it's not out of my way to swing by the locker.

Amazon AI believes your foot got broke off in someone's ass and therefore, it has a sock but knows not to cotton, where to stick it.

In this alternate universe- AI cancels you.

Got my socks! In hindsight it was a rather silly rant. They're just socks.
But on behalf of all sock buyers who are promised their socks on Sunday and
don't receive them till Monday, I felt I needed to speak up.
Thank You.