No.

No. Stop it.

Just stop it.

No no, it's a good thing! It's an easy way of identifying who will be useless in any sort of crisis situation. Heck they're probably useless in most normal situations too...

I’ve had long hair most of my life and usually have it in a ponytail, but... I would buzz-cut it military recruit style before I would ever remotely consider that pussyfied “style”. There’s no better way to tell the world you’re a little bitch than to sport a, a... nope, I refuse to even type the damn term.

Man buns let you know who's balls have not dropped

Only men that are Samurai can sport one and still have balls. Chris

Around here theyre called douche knots.

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Originally posted by PowerSurge:
Around here theyre called douche knots.

Stolen

Top knot.
Beard.
Sleeve tats.

They’re like robots.

A while back, I interviewed for a job at Tar-Gey.
The HR dude was 25ish, sported unshaven stubble and man bun. And he stunk. Like BO. Bad.
I passed on this employment opportunity.

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Originally posted by Chris Anchor:
Only men that are Samurai can sport one and still have balls. Chris

Yeah, I 'm not telling a Samurai to lose it.

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Originally posted by Krazeehorse:

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Originally posted by PowerSurge:
Around here theyre called douche knots.

Stolen

Better one that my friends and I call it: twat knot.

The Millennial Mullet...

The waiter had a hair beret on yesterday. I don’t know which is worse.......

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Originally posted by Chris Anchor:
Only men that are Samurai can sport one and still have balls. Chris

We may be able to defeat the man bun trend if the cultural appropriation angle is played. I hate to go that route, but “desperate times.......”

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Originally posted by joatmonv:

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Originally posted by Krazeehorse:

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Originally posted by PowerSurge:
Around here theyre called douche knots.

Stolen

Better one that my friends and I call it: twat knot.

I like that one even more.

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Originally posted by Prefontaine:
Top knot.
Beard.
Sleeve tats.

They’re like robots.

They're merely expressing their individuality....



by copying other people.

Sorta like that "goth" nonsense.

We were sitting in front of the barbershop smoking cigars. A man bun stopped by and said "the smoke bothers me".

Told him to keep walking.

He wanted to argue.

The Judge asked him "If you twist that bun, does your dick get bigger?"

He left.

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A man bun stopped by and said "the smoke bothers me".

Probably because it didn't smell like the fruity pebbles crap coming out of his vape pen. Yet somehow that's magically ok to walk around puffing in everybody's air.

The dick comment was pretty good, though !

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Originally posted by ulsterman:
We were sitting in front of the barbershop smoking cigars. A man bun stopped by and said "the smoke bothers me".

Told him to keep walking.

He wanted to argue.

The Judge asked him "If you twist that bun, does your dick get bigger?"

He left.

I've stopped my travels to comment on how great a cigar smelled. I'd never whine like that bitch. In the immortal words of Bocephus "If you don't like it, can't you just let it be?"
Just finished a Tattoo, what were you smoking?

My 17yo recently cut his off and took up boxing....made me smile