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Long YouTube intros
June 24, 2018, 10:47 AM
4x5Long YouTube intros
Do people really want to watch 30-second intros with heavy metal music playing in the background? Not me. I just want to watch the video.
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ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ June 24, 2018, 11:11 AM
arfmelConcur.
June 24, 2018, 11:11 AM
OrgussYeah, it's annoying. Most especially annoying when the video itself is relatively short.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" June 24, 2018, 12:15 PM
V-TailEqually annoying for me is the guy who comes on the screen and spends an excessive amount of time describing what he is going to show.
How 'bout we just get right down to brass tacks?
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Mars_AttacksI thumbs down and let them know the music sucks and I stopped the instant it started every time.
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June 24, 2018, 02:27 PM
PatenOne of the advantages of youtube videos is that you can skip ahead by just clicking on the progress bar. That's what I do.
June 24, 2018, 02:40 PM
RogueJSKThankfully, a few of my favorite Youtube channels have gotten the hint and dropped their intros.
Forgotten Weapons, for one. His early videos had that cheesy 30-second intro, with acoustic guitar music playing over fast-cuts of Ian shooting various guns.
Netflix figured it out a year or so back, when they introduced their "Skip Intro" button, which was a great addition. Long show intros are fine when you're watching one episode a week on TV, but quickly get tiresome when you're watching several episodes back-to-back online.
June 24, 2018, 05:09 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Netflix figured it out a year or so back, when they introduced their "Skip Intro" button, which was a great addition. Long show intros are fine when you're watching one episode a week on TV, but quickly get tiresome when you're watching several episodes back-to-back online.
Indeed!
And I have yet to watch a Ewe Toob Video where the music didn't annoy the shit out of me. If I wanted to watch a music video, I'd SEARCH for music videos!
This is especially aggravating when the topic of the video is a car, bike or other device with an internal combustion engine. I want to hear that sumbitch TALK to me, not some cheesy music!
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 24, 2018, 05:23 PM
fpuhanYou can bypass the beginning of YouTube videos by adding "#t=N" where N is the number of seconds into the video you want it to start.
For example, if you have a Youtube link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKxukcqPGQAYou can skip 30 seconds into it by adding #t=30"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKxukcqPGQA#t=30(You'll still be subjected to ads, but that's how they make their money).
You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.
NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member June 24, 2018, 05:43 PM
Mr.WonderfulAnother thing about You Tube videos are the computer voices doing the talking instead of a human. Are you too damn lazy? or you have a lousy voice? Hire a damn human!

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas June 24, 2018, 07:00 PM
dsietsquote:
Originally posted by Mr.Wonderful:
Another thing about You Tube videos are the computer voices doing the talking instead of a human. Are you too damn lazy? or you have a lousy voice? Hire a damn human!
Those damn computER! VOI!ces drive me nuts.
June 24, 2018, 08:15 PM
NK402I was shocked tonight to discover, purely by accident, you understand, that there are multiple videos by and about Nina Hartley on YouTube. There goes doing anything productive tomorrow.
June 24, 2018, 09:12 PM
Orguss^ I actually liked watching Belladonna's YouTube videos. A pretty cool glimpse at her personal life.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" June 24, 2018, 11:22 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Wonderful:
Another thing about You Tube videos are the computer voices doing the talking instead of a human. Are you too damn lazy? or you have a lousy voice? Hire a damn human!
Those damn computER! VOI!ces drive me nuts.
Many of these videos are revenue generators.
Algorithms are used to determine what topics are "trending" and then the voice scripts are applied and the videos posted, and the "hits" pay out.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד June 25, 2018, 12:38 AM
vulrathI find it's highly dependent on the video. If it's an hour video with interesting content I might look past it, but something under 10 minutes? Nope, I'm out.
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June 25, 2018, 01:01 AM
12131How about moving the play "ball" forward just a little? Problem solved. Gee, guys, the damn thing is free.
Now, if you complain about the USPS, that's legit. So, stop whining.

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June 25, 2018, 06:12 AM
r0gueAlso, WHY must there be music at all when demonstrating a how to. Just do it. No heavy metal needed. Or, for demos of metric system type mechanics, techno-pop.
June 25, 2018, 07:55 AM
GeorgeairFolks trying to generate revenue increase their rate with more length. Agree, it's BS.
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June 25, 2018, 10:45 AM
OrgussI think revenue is based off number of views only and not length of content.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" June 25, 2018, 11:03 AM
BuckRogers2000It takes time, effort and thought to create videos, even crappy ones. I know, because I've made more than my share of videos of dubious worth. It's a learning process.
Many of us don't make a penny, now that YouTube has imposed new subscriber requirements.
I do pay attention to the feedback I receive. I will also try to refrain from adding my intro, from here on out...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrEp9PVEf8&t=29s