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Teenagers in ER on Prom Night

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April 15, 2018, 06:15 PM
2000Z-71
Teenagers in ER on Prom Night
Teenagers who end up puking in the ER on prom night should probably be less concerned with what their mothers will do as they should with what the fathers of their dates will do when they find out what happened.

Also, I can only imagine the morning after comments.

"Dude, did you get any?"

"Naw bro, I just had a nurse shove a rubber tube up my into my junk."




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
April 15, 2018, 06:24 PM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
"Naw bro, I just had a nurse shove a rubber tube up my into my junk."


Dude... Sweet! Third base!

*high five*
April 15, 2018, 07:12 PM
mrbill345
NG tubes were often needed too.



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April 15, 2018, 09:56 PM
Eponym
I infer that the teenager mentioned drank way too much alcohol with encouragement from her soon-to-be late prom date. Does the father of the teenager seek assistance in discrete waste recycling?
April 15, 2018, 10:14 PM
slabsides45
Some o' them crab beds down Pascagoula way will chew up a body and spit out the bones in a coupla days. I hear.


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April 16, 2018, 07:42 AM
911Boss
Was she held down and beer bonged? Free will comes with responsibility and consequences.

These days a lot of high school girls are more out of control than the boys.






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


April 16, 2018, 11:57 AM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss:
Was she held down and beer bonged? Free will comes with responsibility and consequences.

These days a lot of high school girls are more out of control than the boys.


That was true back when I was in high school. That was why it was called HIGH school.





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April 16, 2018, 03:40 PM
sjp
quote:
Originally posted by slabsides45:
Some o' them crab beds down Pascagoula way will chew up a body and spit out the bones in a coupla days. I hear.


Slabside45, where are you located? If I said I lived across from the shed would you know where that is?
April 17, 2018, 12:33 PM
Aquabird
Yes, we all know about all the drinking done like this especially on prom night and yet I had a kid, who I did not know except that he went to the same school as my kids, who were long graduated, ask me if he could drive my Tbird to prom????
Like hell yes, and if it is not wrecked return it the next day after you clean all the vomit out.


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April 17, 2018, 12:54 PM
randyman
Ever since my daughter turned 15, I remind her male friends that her coming-of-age is the reason I keep a Rottweiler and a 12 gauge at the front door. After the blood begins to flow back into his face, I say "Just kidding - I don't own a Rottweiler"
April 17, 2018, 02:51 PM
Kevmo
Hey, we live near each other and my daughter's promo was Friday night!!!!

I do know she was not in your ER and instead of dealing with guys and the pressure of a "prom date" she chose to go with a group of girls and had a great time.

She did comment about many kids at the promo appear pretty drunk and acting stupid but the chaperones/admin did nothing, instead they spent their time shaming girls for too much skin showing
April 21, 2018, 09:34 PM
slabsides45
quote:
Originally posted by sjp:
quote:
Originally posted by slabsides45:
Some o' them crab beds down Pascagoula way will chew up a body and spit out the bones in a coupla days. I hear.


Slabside45, where are you located? If I said I lived across from the shed would you know where that is?


If you mean the bbq joint, I know it. I live up near Memphis now, but have lived all over the Magnolia state at different times.


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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers