He's taking the knife out of the cheese.

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September 05, 2019, 08:19 PM

83v45magna

He's taking the knife out of the cheese.

Do you think he wants some cheese?

September 05, 2019, 08:54 PM

Jim Shugart

A real woman could stop you from drinking.
It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

September 06, 2019, 10:33 AM

Bigboreshooter

Do you know the worst part about being me?

I would imagine your breath.

When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21

"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

September 06, 2019, 10:04 PM

Jim Shugart

Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.

_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

September 07, 2019, 07:22 AM

Would you bring me 2 aspirin from the bathroom? You'll find them on the top shelf, behind the untouched shaving cream.

September 09, 2019, 05:28 PM

erj_pilot

That sounds bad. Have you seen a doctor?
Yes. And he has seen me. (I so loved John Gielgud's character)

You're a HOOKER?!?!? I just thought I was doing great with you!!

"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24

September 09, 2019, 05:44 PM

Mr.9mm

No one in my family ever drinks. That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!

September 09, 2019, 07:24 PM

Rolan_Kraps

I suppose you want me to wash your dick for you. You little shit!

Rolan Kraps
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Gainesville, Georgia.
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