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Do you think he wants some cheese?
 
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Drug Dealer
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A real woman could stop you from drinking.
It'd have to be a real BIG woman.



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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Rule #1: Use enough gun
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Do you know the worst part about being me?

I would imagine your breath.



When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

 
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california
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What should I wear?

Steal something casual.
 
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Don't Panic
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I'll alert the media.
 
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Drug Dealer
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Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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california
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Would you bring me 2 aspirin from the bathroom? You'll find them on the top shelf, behind the untouched shaving cream.
 
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That sounds bad. Have you seen a doctor?
Yes. And he has seen me. (I so loved John Gielgud's character)

You're a HOOKER?!?!? I just thought I was doing great with you!!



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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No one in my family ever drinks. That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!
 
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I'm not laughing
WITH you
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I suppose you want me to wash your dick for you. You little shit!




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