Songs with humorous lyrics

Unhyphenated American
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Blasphemy warning

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mikeyspizza

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apf383

Master-at-Arms
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Other than the instrumental arrangements pretty much everything Zappa wrote was funny.

Foster's, Australian for Bud

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mr kablammo

Slayer of Agapanthus

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Donovan, Intergalactic Laxative, NSFW

Astronaut song

Want something corny, you got it... the Police...

And the other ones are complete bullshit

Earnest Tubb, Tennessee Border. Her eyes were red, her name was Helen...

Her head was shaped...

I love Paris in the springtime. And its...

Springtime for Hitler

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.

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Unhyphenated American
Picture of Floyd D. Barber

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grumpy1

Member

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Audioholic

Did you come from behind
that rock, or from under it?

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Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal (very NSFW)

Cracker - Mr. Wrong

Darryl Rhoades - I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine

Darryl Rhoades - Think Of Me (When You're Under Him)

Beat Farmers - My Baby's All Liquored Up

"Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard

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Unhyphenated American
Picture of Floyd D. Barber

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california
tumbles into the sea

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KBobAries

Witticism pending...
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"The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers.

I'm not as illiterate as my typos would suggest.☮

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arfmel

Not really from Vienna
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Frank's Wild Years

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9GqxDA4ac

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Todd Huffman

If you're gonna be a
bear, be a Grizzly!
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Everclear by Roger Creager
Copenhagen by Robert Earl Keen
Under the Scotsman's Kilt by Jim Stafford

Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.

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YooperSigs

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Pinkard & Bowden: Propane

End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles

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dgshooter

Distinguished Pistol Shot

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I like this one by Da Vinci's Notebook.

https://youtu.be/HpY3ggKAPIE

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joel9507

Don't Panic
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Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg

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geektoad

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Since i'm not smart enough to figure out embedding videos:

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Wheeler Walker Jr. - Drop Em Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgiE6iR6GWU

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olfuzzy

Member

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Just about anything by Ray Stevens.

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Rolan_Kraps

I'm not laughing
WITH you
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Jackson Brown - You Asshole You - NOT Safe for Work!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bnxxmmhIs

Jackson Brown - Red Neck Friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgGcjnKPoyE

Jimmy Buffett - Gods Own Drunk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBoQkq-6e2w

David Allen Coe - You never even called me by my name.

Rolan Kraps
SASS Regulator
Gainesville, Georgia.
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home

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Unhyphenated American
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henryaz

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John Prine's Spanish Pipedream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BofvfVPFbiM

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