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Star Wars Solo Spoiler thread

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May 01, 2018, 02:32 PM
Lord Vaalic
Star Wars Solo Spoiler thread
So I am reading today that the movie takes its inspiration from the movies HEAT and Big Lebowski.

Well that is a hell of a combination.

"ARRRRGGHHH! ARGGHHH ARHG AHAH ARRRRR RAW ARWWE"

"What did he say?"

"He said you can call him Chewbacca, the Big Wookie, the Chew Man, or just Chewie if your into the whole brevity thing."

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Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
May 01, 2018, 02:38 PM
striker1
As usual, the movie will be a garbage money maker.



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May 01, 2018, 02:39 PM
Lord Vaalic
Sorry, I guess this should be in the Lair




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May 01, 2018, 03:10 PM
cslinger
That’s just .... like your opinion man. Smile

Nobody fucks with de’lando.

Conversely......

Never get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel th empire around the corner.


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
May 01, 2018, 07:21 PM
Lord Vaalic
I don't do hyperspace on the sabbath!

Say what you will about the Empire, at least imperialism is an ethos.

I was playing sabaac on the Falcon half an hour ago! They dumped all our surveillance? Does anyone have any idea where in space these people are?




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
May 01, 2018, 11:48 PM
YooperSigs
Confirms what I have always suspected: Storm Troopers are Nihilists.
And that Droid really tied the room together!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
May 01, 2018, 11:50 PM
Kevbo
That’s actually better than my impression of it from the trailers

It looks like it should be named Fast and Furious goes Star Wars


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May 02, 2018, 12:25 AM
StayFrosty
Why'd I get mixed up with Jabba?

Because he's got A GREAT ASS. And you got your head all the way up it!!
May 02, 2018, 06:31 AM
Rolan_Kraps
The Wookie Abides




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May 02, 2018, 09:31 AM
Veeper
Emphys Nest: "Han Solo, you are a low down, no good, stuck up, pig-headed, scruffy-looking, NERF HERDER!"

Han Solo: "You can call me names, but YOU WILL NOT FLY MY FALCON. Oh, hey, also, that's just like, your opinion and not the proper nomenclature."




“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken
May 02, 2018, 10:05 AM
f2
transponder's beeping dude.
May 02, 2018, 10:25 AM
Prefontaine
See ya on Disc Solo. Fuck Disney Wink



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
May 02, 2018, 10:58 AM
f2
quote:
Originally posted by Prefontaine:
See ya on Disc Solo. Fuck Disney Wink

May 02, 2018, 12:03 PM
Lord Vaalic
Land-O ... where is he?

How the hell would I know?

BLAM!




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May 02, 2018, 12:33 PM
Ryanp225
This will be the very first Star Wars movie that I won't see in a theater. I may not see it at all thanks to Disney.
May 02, 2018, 12:47 PM
KevinCW
Like a battered woman, I will go see it... and somehow make myself believe it is my fault it sucked.





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May 02, 2018, 01:26 PM
Lord Vaalic
quote:
Originally posted by KevinCW:
Like a battered woman, I will go see it... and somehow make myself believe it is my fault it sucked.


LOL.... Ill go see it and hope it erases the foul taste of The Last Jedi. If its good, Ill know maybe it can be saved. If its a steaming pile of shit, then well, I guess Ill accept its over.




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
May 02, 2018, 01:38 PM
Blue Dog
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
This will be the very first Star Wars movie that I won't see in a theater. I may not see it at all thanks to Disney.


I have not seen a Star Wars movie in a theater since Return of the Jedi.
May 02, 2018, 01:46 PM
sigspecops
The Disney executives are geniuses. You just give everyone a product that’s so bad all subsequent products will be an improvement. “That movie really sucked but at least it didn’t suck as much as TLJ, so on second thought, it’s really not so bad after all.”


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May 02, 2018, 02:34 PM
PASig
quote:
Originally posted by Blue Dog:


I have not seen a Star Wars movie in a theater since Return of the Jedi.


Well aren't you special.