The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and plot
I know of no reason, the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot!

Penny for the Guy.

I see what you did there.

I hadn't realized what day it was...

Guy Fawkes.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.