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Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.

A big day? Doing what?

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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- I'm kicked out of school?! I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me!

- C'mon, she's not gonna kill you...

- Yes she is! See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family, and when I left she said: "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you!" She showed me the knife!
 
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I'm here for the gangbang...


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True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
 
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You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen-year-old girls everyday?



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"Took the restrictor plate off to give the red dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the downlow, it's not exactly street legal. Hey, Mike! (waves)"




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Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.

Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?



 
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It's after midnight now, so technically it's now tomorrow morning. Enjoy your drink.




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