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Where the Hell is this God of yours?
June 17, 2017, 08:25 PM
sigmonkeyWhere the Hell is this God of yours?
It's funny Lieutenant Dan said that, 'cause right then, God showed up.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! June 17, 2017, 08:41 PM
hudrI tear up just a little right after..."I gotta go find Bubba."
June 17, 2017, 08:46 PM
two-two-niner-romeoJesus H. Christ! This is a new company record. If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man, I'd recommended you for O.C.S., Private Gump. You are gonna be a General some day, Gump! Now, disassemble your weapon and continue!
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
June 17, 2017, 08:50 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
It's funny Lieutenant Dan said that, 'cause right then, God showed up.
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
June 18, 2017, 08:22 AM
erj_pilotSo he'd tell us, "Get down! Shut up!". So we did...
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 June 18, 2017, 08:26 AM
Lord VaalicSorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day June 18, 2017, 08:43 AM
BigboreshooterWe was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
June 18, 2017, 10:00 AM
GustoferThat's my boat.
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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
June 18, 2017, 10:09 AM
RogueJSKGUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
... Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
June 18, 2017, 10:18 AM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
That's my boat.
June 20, 2017, 08:02 PM
SevenPlusOneCan't sit here'ah.
"Ninja kick the damn rabbit" June 20, 2017, 09:41 PM
LS1 GTOOne day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
June 21, 2017, 07:25 PM
PrefontaineMy given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
June 22, 2017, 07:54 AM
2012BOSS302Ho! Get your hands down! Do not salute! There are goddamn snipers all around here who would love to grease an officer.
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. June 22, 2017, 06:04 PM
RichardCYou know, I never trusted anything I saw on TV to be real, after I saw Forrest show his ass to President Nixon.
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June 22, 2017, 08:40 PM
Balzé Halzéquote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
You know, I never trusted anything I saw on TV to be real, after I saw Forrest show his ass to President Nixon.
I thought that was LBJ he bared his cheeks to.
More appropriate in any case.
~Alan
Acta Non Verba
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God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
"Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle June 23, 2017, 01:22 AM
dsietsquote:
Originally posted by 2012BOSS302:
Ho! Get your hands down! Do not salute! There are goddamn snipers all around here who would love to grease an officer.
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-What's wrong w/ your lip?
-I wuz born w/ big gums suh.
-You better tuck that in, before you get that caught on a tripwire.
June 23, 2017, 10:27 AM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
You know, I never trusted anything I saw on TV to be real, after I saw Forrest show his ass to President Nixon.
I thought that was LBJ he bared his cheeks to.
More appropriate in any case.
It was definitely LBJ. One of my favorite moments. I remember how he was smiling while sort of retreating:
"Got-damn, son!"
June 23, 2017, 09:59 PM
LoswsmithAh gottah pee.
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Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
June 24, 2017, 10:39 PM
Edmond"I never went back to work for LT Dan though he did take care of my Bubba Gump money. He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more..."
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