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A Grateful American
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It's funny Lieutenant Dan said that, 'cause right then, God showed up.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
 
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I tear up just a little right after..."I gotta go find Bubba."
 
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Jesus H. Christ! This is a new company record. If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man, I'd recommended you for O.C.S., Private Gump. You are gonna be a General some day, Gump! Now, disassemble your weapon and continue!



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
 
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
It's funny Lieutenant Dan said that, 'cause right then, God showed up.


Big Grin


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
 
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So he'd tell us, "Get down! Shut up!". So we did...



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party


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- "This town reminds me of something in the bible."
- "Which part?"
- "The part right before god gets angry"
 
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We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".



When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

 
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That's my boat.


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GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?

... Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
 
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That's my boat.

Big Grin
 
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Can't sit here'ah.



"Ninja kick the damn rabbit"
 
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One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.







Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.


Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.

Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.

Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
 
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My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?



We don't sell no g damned trout. T-bone steaks.
 
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Ho! Get your hands down! Do not salute! There are goddamn snipers all around here who would love to grease an officer.


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You know, I never trusted anything I saw on TV to be real, after I saw Forrest show his ass to President Nixon.


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You know, I never trusted anything I saw on TV to be real, after I saw Forrest show his ass to President Nixon.


I thought that was LBJ he bared his cheeks to.

More appropriate in any case.


~Alan

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Family, Guns, Country

"My guns are always loaded."
~R.G. Justified

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure.
 
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Ho! Get your hands down! Do not salute! There are goddamn snipers all around here who would love to grease an officer.


...
-What's wrong w/ your lip?
-I wuz born w/ big gums suh.
-You better tuck that in, before you get that caught on a tripwire.
 
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You know, I never trusted anything I saw on TV to be real, after I saw Forrest show his ass to President Nixon.


I thought that was LBJ he bared his cheeks to.

More appropriate in any case.

It was definitely LBJ. One of my favorite moments. I remember how he was smiling while sort of retreating:

"Got-damn, son!" Big Grin
 
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Ah gottah pee.


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The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with.'
 
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"I never went back to work for LT Dan though he did take care of my Bubba Gump money. He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more..."


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