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First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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And I want a sports car. Something that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage




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For real?
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Does it hurt? Does it hurt?



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How about the SUX 9000?


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I'd buy that for a dollar!
 
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Bitches...LEAVE

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"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."



"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
 
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Can you do that daddy?
 
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“Dick, you’re fired!”
“Thank you.”

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Bitches...LEAVE


I was just waiting. It was on last night hence the thread. I still laugh every time he says it.
What is also quite funny is the space defense laser system misfiring in the news and it accidentally fired on Santa Barbara. That’s the creators of the film hating that area and the assholes that live there. The news also says the accidental laser firing killed two former presidents. There are many subtle jabs in the film and I quite like the humor.



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Cobra assault cannon: State of the art bang-bang.


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Can you fly Bobby?
 
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Let the mayor go, and we'll throw in a BlauPunkt.
 
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"C'mon Sal, Tigers are playing... TO-NIGHT!"

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Bitches...LEAVE


Hilarious behind the scenes on "Bitches leave!" scene.

 
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^^^^^ That was funny!
 
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GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!


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