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Classic. A long time ago my wife and I were at the gym at the pull up rack. She was having some difficulties getting some pull ups done when I told her that. I made sure no one was close by to think I was an abuser. She couldn’t stop laughing. We still laugh at it. | |||
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Three on, one off |
“I bet they regret that!” | |||
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Wait, what? |
You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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I’m gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
$5 is all my mom will let me spend. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
Now you listen to me, Private Pyle. And you listen good. I want that weapon. And I want it now. You will place that rifle on the deck at your feet... and step back away from it. | |||
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Yeah, that M14 video guy... |
"Anyone who runs is a VC! Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined VC!" . . . . "How can you shoot women and children?" "Easy! You just don't lead em so much! Ain't war hell?!" Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction). e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain.  |
Gunnery Sgt Hartman: "What's your excuse?" Private Cowboy: "SIR, EXCUSE FOR WHAT, SIR?!" Gunnery Sgt Hartman: "I'm asking the fucking questions here Private, do you understand?" Private Cowboy: "SIR, YES SIR!" Gunnery Sgt Hartman: "Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while? Private Cowboy: "SIR, YES SIR!" NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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I’ll bet they regret that. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What’s your name fat body? | |||
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And Joker, you will take off that damn button. How's it gonna look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol? Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain. |
You don't scare me, work on it. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Freedom? If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, that word is poontang. Thank God for the sickle cell. (it just happened to be on this afternoon and I thought I'd enjoy it for the umpteenth time) ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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Tough break for Handjob. "Ninja kick the damn rabbit" | |||
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