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Are you quitting on me? Well are you? Then quit you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off my obstacle! Get the fuck down off my obstacle! NOW!


Classic. A long time ago my wife and I were at the gym at the pull up rack. She was having some difficulties getting some pull ups done when I told her that. I made sure no one was close by to think I was an abuser. She couldn’t stop laughing. We still laugh at it.
 
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Three on, one off
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Did your parents have any children that lived?


“I bet they regret that!”
 
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Wait, what?
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You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!




I'm very discreet. I have no code of ethics. I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killing.
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I’m gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!



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-"Guns don't kill people. People Kill People. Guns defend people from people with smaller guns." - American Dad
-It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
 
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$5 is all my mom will let me spend.


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Posts: 7313 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Get my pies
outta the oven!

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Now you listen to me, Private Pyle. And you listen good. I want that weapon. And I want it now. You will place that rifle on the deck at your feet... and step back away from it.


 
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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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"Anyone who runs is a VC! Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined VC!"
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"How can you shoot women and children?"

"Easy! You just don't lead em so much! Ain't war hell?!"


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Posts: 3224 | Location: USA | Registered: February 13, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
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Gunnery Sgt Hartman: "What's your excuse?"

Private Cowboy: "SIR, EXCUSE FOR WHAT, SIR?!"

Gunnery Sgt Hartman: "I'm asking the fucking questions here Private, do you understand?"

Private Cowboy: "SIR, YES SIR!"

Gunnery Sgt Hartman: "Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while?

Private Cowboy: "SIR, YES SIR!"




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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Scotch: Neat.
 
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I’ll bet they regret that. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What’s your name fat body?
 
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And Joker, you will take off that damn button. How's it gonna look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol?







Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.


Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.

Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.

Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.

"All Californians, like all citizens of the United States, have a fundamental Constitutional right to keep and bear common and dangerous arms. The nation’s Founders used arms for self-protection, for the common defense, for hunting food, and as a check against tyranny." Judge Benitez - March 2019
 
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Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God.
 
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Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
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You don't scare me, work on it.




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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Scotch: Neat.
 
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Staring back
from the abyss
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Freedom? If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, that word is poontang.


Thank God for the sickle cell.

(it just happened to be on this afternoon and I thought I'd enjoy it for the umpteenth time)


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"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy." Winston Churchill
 
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Tough break for Handjob.



"Ninja kick the damn rabbit"
 
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