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The worst cop/detective show ever

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November 21, 2017, 10:03 PM
12131
The worst cop/detective show ever
has got to be Walker, Texas Ranger. Damn, I like Norris, but the stupid show is so corny, man, I just can't stand it.

What's your worst cop show?


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November 21, 2017, 10:06 PM
Skins2881
Worst cop show is my favorite cop show. Reno 911. I love it, wish it was on longer.



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November 21, 2017, 10:14 PM
Bigboreshooter
Not exactly a cop show, but Barnaby Jones had to be the worst detective show.



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November 21, 2017, 10:28 PM
apprentice
Hawaii 5-0.

I'm a big fan of tan lines etc., but not even close to worth it.
November 21, 2017, 10:30 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by Bigboreshooter:
Not exactly a cop show, but Barnaby Jones had to be the worst detective show.

I changed the title to be more inclusive. Big Grin


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November 21, 2017, 10:32 PM
PKFan
TJ Hooker?
November 21, 2017, 10:49 PM
chongosuerte
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
Worst cop show is my favorite cop show. Reno 911. I love it, wish it was on longer.


I've always said that was the most realistic.

No way to tell real stories without making them comedies! It's unbelievable!




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November 21, 2017, 10:58 PM
jigray3
quote:
Originally posted by apprentice:
Hawaii 5-0.

I'm a big fan of tan lines etc., but not even close to worth it.


The new one, I suppose?




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November 21, 2017, 11:04 PM
mr kablammo
Derrick.


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November 21, 2017, 11:32 PM
Twist18
CHiPs?
November 21, 2017, 11:38 PM
sigmonkey
Cagney and Lacey




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November 22, 2017, 12:23 AM
henryarnaud
Cop Rock.




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November 22, 2017, 02:21 AM
newtoSig765
quote:
Originally posted by jigray3:
quote:
Originally posted by apprentice:
Hawaii 5-0.

I'm a big fan of tan lines etc., but not even close to worth it.


The new one, I suppose?

For me, it's a tie, new and old are equally bad.


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November 22, 2017, 02:40 AM
LastCubScout
"Lady Blue" or perhaps "Holmes and Yoyo."
November 22, 2017, 04:38 AM
YooperSigs
Hmmm.... tough choice.
I have to vote Cannon. Pretty spry for an obese older dude. And some really excellent pistol work with a 2 inch.
And I thought CSI Miami was ludicrous too. Especially the chicks wearing full size duty pistols in paddle holsters. In spandex pants.


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November 22, 2017, 06:35 AM
NK402
We watch Homicide Hunter regularly but some of the gun goofs are laughable. A recurring goof is the clip they show repeatedly when going to commercial of Kenda holstering his 1911 in a cocked but not locked condition. Last week , someone commited suicide. Early in the show, they described the gun as a Colt SAA replica, then showed a photo of a stainless Ruger Old Army cap and ball revolver. Later, when they show the guy putting the gun to his head, it is a Colt Python.
November 22, 2017, 07:27 AM
0-0
Unforgettable is painful to watch. I guess the title should be considered a warning.
5-0 is also a waste of time and resources.
Rizzoli and Isles, gimme a break. I beg you.
Quantico should be banned, erased and forgotten.


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November 22, 2017, 07:29 AM
jljones
I have to say any of the Law and Order or CSI shows. They are completely unrealistic. Some of the things that irk me.

Detective, who obviously has never handled a gun in real life, goes after a murderer, serial rapist, kidnapper, whatever, and gets a tactical team to serve the warrant. The tactical team is four guys dressed in black with "SWAT" patches on their black fatigues and maybe AR style rifles with no optics, lights, slings, etc. They come up to the door, a guy half heartedly hits it with a ram, and the detective rushes in first. (Only after said detective who looks like he has never held a gun before draws his Glock and there is the cha-chick of the hammer coming back).

DNA is always back in 20 minutes (or less). Instead of 18 months.

Fingerprints are easy to obtain anywhere. Inside of a cotton glove? No problem!

The sullen detective. Grizzled, surly and ready to retire.

The angry captain. (bonus points if they hit the stereotype of the mad black older male captain)

The trusting but green junior partner. (bonus points if it is a woman)

The reoccurring role informant (Huggy Bear would be proud)




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November 22, 2017, 07:34 AM
parabellum
His buddy carried a Walther P5C, so the show had that going for it.

That's about it, though
November 22, 2017, 08:41 AM
ASKSmith
quote:
Originally posted by chongosuerte:
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
Worst cop show is my favorite cop show. Reno 911. I love it, wish it was on longer.


I've always said that was the most realistic.

No way to tell real stories without making them comedies! It's unbelievable!


The scene were the Lt. get his new boots, and his bike got stolen is epic!!!

And in the movie when they have to remove the dead alligator from the pool was brilliant!!!


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