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| california tumbles into the sea |
I don't be tickling or nothing. | ||
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| Life's too short to live by the rules |
You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot message myself. | |||
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
(jumping around a bit) shiiiiiitt, negro. that's all you had to say. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, Hes got a weight problem. Whats a nigga gonna do, hes Samoan Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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| Experienced Slacker |
It ain't like sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies. | |||
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| Member |
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken... | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
If I am curt with you it is because time is of the essence, so pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car. | |||
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Caribou gorn |
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery... I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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DeadHead |
Tell the bitch to be cool! "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Member |
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Buddy Holly's not much of a waiter. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| Member |
Those are friend prices | |||
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I'm Fine |
Did you just buy a five dollar shake ? ------------------ SBrooks | |||
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non ducor, duco |
The one with all the shit in her face? First In Last Out | |||
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Still finding my way |
Feel that sting, big boy? That's pride fucking with ya. You gotta fight through that shit. | |||
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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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| Unhyphenated American |
"If you're alright, say something". "Something". __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Shaman |
It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.  He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. | |||
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| The Unmanned Writer |
Can you give me a foot massage? Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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