got my technique down and everything.

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July 13, 2017, 10:22 AM

got my technique down and everything.

I don't be tickling or nothing.

July 13, 2017, 11:10 AM

cmparrish

You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot message myself.

July 13, 2017, 11:51 AM

46and2

(jumping around a bit)

shiiiiiitt, negro. that's all you had to say.

July 13, 2017, 12:45 PM

Lord Vaalic

I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, Hes got a weight problem. Whats a nigga gonna do, hes Samoan

Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

July 13, 2017, 01:16 PM

apprentice

It ain't like sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies.

July 13, 2017, 02:01 PM

1gkek

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken...

July 13, 2017, 02:33 PM

HRK

If I am curt with you it is because time is of the essence, so pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.

July 13, 2017, 02:53 PM

YellowJacket

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery...

I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.

"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall

July 14, 2017, 01:14 AM

Prefontaine

Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone

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July 14, 2017, 10:39 AM

Ryanp225

Feel that sting, big boy?
That's pride fucking with ya.
You gotta fight through that shit.

July 14, 2017, 02:08 PM

Bigboreshooter

I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me.

When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21

"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

July 14, 2017, 04:26 PM

Floyd D. Barber

"If you're alright, say something".

"Something".

July 14, 2017, 05:07 PM

ScreamingCockatoo

It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.

July 14, 2017, 05:31 PM

LS1 GTO

quote:
Originally posted by ScreamingCockatoo:
It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Can you give me a foot massage?