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April 07, 2021, 05:16 PM
LS1 GTO
I'm a captain. There's a chain of command. Gripes go up, not down. Always up. You gripe to me, I gripe to my superior officer, so on, so on, and so on. I don't gripe to you. I don't gripe in front of you. You should know that as a Ranger.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
April 07, 2021, 05:34 PM
ss9961
This is good, now we gotta surrender our socks.
April 07, 2021, 06:08 PM
LastCubScout
"The Statue of Liberty is kaput"? That's disconcerting.
April 07, 2021, 07:54 PM
YooperSigs
Quite a view!
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
April 07, 2021, 08:49 PM
Orguss
I just watched this last night!
"You want to leave? You want to go off and fight the war? All right. All right. I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel."
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
April 07, 2021, 08:52 PM
chbibc
FUBAR
----------------------- You can't fall off the floor.
April 07, 2021, 09:37 PM
LS1 GTO
And another thing, every time you salute the Captain, you make him a target for the Germans. Do us a favor. Don't do it. Especially when I'm standing next to him, capisci?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
April 08, 2021, 12:03 PM
f2
You take a standard G.I sock, cram it with as much composition B as it can hold, rig up a simple fuse, then coat the whole thing with axle grease.
April 08, 2021, 12:21 PM
HRK
Well, in that case... I'd say, "This is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir, worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover... I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down my life and the lives of my men - especially you, Reiben - to ease her suffering."
April 08, 2021, 01:12 PM
mojojojo
He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
April 08, 2021, 07:13 PM
Maestro
Earn this.
April 08, 2021, 08:48 PM
mikeyspizza
Which one?
All of 'em.
April 10, 2021, 03:44 PM
Balzé Halzé
Your father was circumcised by my rabbi, you prick!
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
"Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle
April 13, 2021, 01:44 PM
TMats
We loved each other tenderly Like we loved all lovers Then one day you left me Ever since I’ve been desperate I see you everywhere in the sky I see you everywhere on the earth You are my joy and my sun My nights, my days, my clear dawns
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April 13, 2021, 03:17 PM
YellowJacket
"It's a bomb that sticks... a sticky bomb."
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
April 13, 2021, 04:22 PM
Sigmund
quote:
Originally posted by YellowJacket: "It's a bomb that sticks... a sticky bomb."
"We seem to be out of field manuals, sir. Perhaps you can enlighten us."