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The Unmanned Writer
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What hump?







Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.


The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime


 
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What Knockers.




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Elevate me.



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Here? Now?



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He vas my boyfriend!


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What Knockers.


Ah, sank you doctor.
 
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I heard the strangest music from the upstairs kitchen and I just... followed it down. Call it... a hunch. Ba-dum chi.



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Put...the candle...back


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Didn’t you use to have that on the other side?
 
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It could be worse.




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Throw the third switch!
 
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Throw the third switch!


Not the third switch!!







Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.


The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime


 
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Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
 
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Could be worse.

How?

Could be raining.
 
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Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?


You take the blond, I'll take the one in the turban.

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.


The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime


 
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Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? It's fun.


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