You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
What hump?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
The memories of a man in his old age Are the deeds of a man in his prime
June 15, 2017, 10:26 PM
Sailor1911
What Knockers.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
June 15, 2017, 11:09 PM
Bigboreshooter
Elevate me.
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
June 15, 2017, 11:15 PM
Kravashera
Here? Now?
“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.” - Robert Heinlein
June 16, 2017, 12:12 AM
YooperSigs
He vas my boyfriend!
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
June 16, 2017, 06:06 AM
tk13
quote:
Originally posted by Sailor1911: What Knockers.
Ah, sank you doctor.
June 16, 2017, 07:25 AM
mrbill345
I heard the strangest music from the upstairs kitchen and I just... followed it down. Call it... a hunch. Ba-dum chi.
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly”
June 16, 2017, 12:06 PM
2BobTanner
Put...the candle...back
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken
June 16, 2017, 01:25 PM
Expert308
Didn’t you use to have that on the other side?
June 16, 2017, 01:29 PM
jhe888
It could be worse.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
June 16, 2017, 01:30 PM
k5blazer
Abby Normal
June 16, 2017, 01:50 PM
NavyAgShooter
Throw the third switch!
June 16, 2017, 02:01 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by NavyAgShooter: Throw the third switch!
Not the third switch!!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
The memories of a man in his old age Are the deeds of a man in his prime
June 16, 2017, 02:14 PM
arfmel
Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
June 16, 2017, 02:37 PM
joel9507
Could be worse.
How?
Could be raining.
June 16, 2017, 02:58 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
You take the blond, I'll take the one in the turban.This message has been edited. Last edited by: LS1 GTO,
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
The memories of a man in his old age Are the deeds of a man in his prime
June 16, 2017, 04:30 PM
Floyd D. Barber
Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? It's fun.
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
June 16, 2017, 06:12 PM
PHPaul
"Frau Blücher"
(Horse whinneys in terror...)
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 16, 2017, 06:38 PM
JDHunz
Frankensteeen
___________________________ "Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..."