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who is he

oh, a guy got run out of town

just like us
 
Posts: 6633 | Location: Virginia | Registered: December 23, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Frangas non Flectes
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Can't you see this horse loves me?

I had a gal do that to me once, didn't make her my wife.


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What happened to the dog



The dog left me.
 
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E tan e epi tas
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"All I did was a kiss a girl."

I LOVE this movie. What a great flick with a great cast.


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
 
Posts: 7631 | Location: On the water | Registered: July 25, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"All I did was a kiss a girl."

I LOVE this movie. What a great flick with a great cast.

Yeah, I kissed a girl, and this other fella didn't like it, so we had some words, and so I decided to get out of there. So I did, I got out of there. You know me, Emmett, I don't want no trouble. So, I go outside, and this fellow tries to shoot me in the back.

So you had to kill him

No, no, I winged him. And he dropped his gun

They got you in jail for winging a guy?

Well... no, not exactly. Because, see, then his friend opened up on me.

What friend is that?

The DEAD one



The above dialouge, is how i tell my wife i bought a new gun
 
Posts: 6633 | Location: Virginia | Registered: December 23, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Well, we'll see about that. I'm Sheriff John Langston. As you may have guessed, I am not from these parts.







Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.


The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime


 
Posts: 14020 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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You're wearing my hat.
 
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E tan e epi tas
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"Ya know, hangin' around with you is no picnic"


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
 
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I hope your fingers aren't tickling my ivory handled Colt!
Scott Glenn is very good with the SAA!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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You're gonna get a fair trial, followed by a first class hangin'




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Jake: You've been to Chicago?
Mal: Yeah.
Jake: Was it wonderful?
Mal: No.



“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly”
 
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Excuse me, Sheriff, I'm a gambler who'd like to run an honest game in your town. To whom do I speak about that?

(Looks at dead man on the ground)
I hope it's not this gentleman.


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It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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Posts: 7353 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"Mister, you ever see what a Henry Rifle can do in the hands of someone who knows how to use it?"


"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

- Satchel Paige
 
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Goodbye, Cobb.

Goodbye, Paden.




First In Last Out
 
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I already got a job
 
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In search of baseball, strippers, and guns
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I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead


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"This oughta' do!"


Two things bring me to tears. The unconditional Love of God,the service of the United States Military,past,present,and future.

I would rather meet
a slick-sleeve private,
than a hollywood star!
 
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Geez, Paden, her old man ain't even cold yet.


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"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)
 
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