Unfortunately, you ain’t it.

Negative Johansson, you’re gonna become a Marine. Fall out!

“Swede, Swede, Swede!!”

This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a distinct sound when fired at you; so remember it...

To take on Dates !

You men do not impress me!

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Smells like a Bengay factory here.

I don't give a fuck about Major Powers. My job is to keep you men alive, now let's move on.

My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together.

It's a clusterfuck.

If I were half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I’d be a poster boy for a profilactic.

Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it.


They probably don't speak no English. They be banana-eatin', bean-fartin' motherfuckers.

It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.

You're dead, Marine! You just stepped on four booby traps and blew your legs off! We'll have to send out a search party for your testicles! Now where the hell's your backup?

Lock N load

Michael
USMC Ret

Surrender is not in our creed.

Well it seemed like the thing to do sir.



So I can't tell time. So I lied. Maybe some communist bastard is going to make an appointment to pop you a new asshole right in the forehead.

What are you two sorry-assed individuals looking at? Get outta my LZ.

My favorite Clint line from this movie: Spread the fuck out!

My favorite Bo Svenson line: What kind of faggot talk is that?!?