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Being a huge movie and TV fan, I try to throw in quotes. Today, I was talking and I used the Art Mullins “they’ll start to think of you as a biter” quote. It got me to thinking about movie quotes that I use from time to time in conversation. “If it weren’t for dumb fucks like you there would be no thievery in this world” “That’s not what he said, you ignorant wretch” “Just when I thought you could do anything any dumber. You go and do something like this. And totally redeem yourself” “Not one man on this force will rest until the killer is brought to justice. Now let’s grab a bite to eat” Which ones do you use? | ||
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Before I retired, sometimes Id find myself providing legal support to an inexperienced sales guy/gal. Whenever those newbies would lose focus, I would start quoting from Glengarry Glen Ross: “A-B-C. Always Be Closing” and “Get them to sign on the line which is dotted”. I was also fond of quoting Apollo 13 when some deal had gone sideways (or was about to) “Houston we have a problem” and “Let’s work the problem people.” _____________________________________________________________________ “Civilization is not inherited; it has to be learned and earned by each generation anew; if the transmission should be interrupted for one century, civilization would die, and we should be savages again." - Will Durant | |||
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"Have fun storming the castle!" "We're gonna need a bigger boat." "THIS IS NO BOATING ACCIDENT!!!" "Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." | |||
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Whenever I take my phone out of my pocket, I'm usually good for "Excuse me, while I whip this out". | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
So I got that goin’ for me _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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“It’s like I’m playing cards with my brother’s kids or something” Occasionally when someone quits I’ll say. “Well, bye..” When one of my techs say they cannot connect to the printer, camera, whatever I will say “Give me a ping Vasilli, one ping only please” Regards, P. | |||
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"Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit! Thank you." "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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"I don't tip." | |||
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Lighten up Francis. | |||
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Not from the movies, and it goes back a while (some of you may remember), but I use a lot of zingers from the old Firesign Theatre record albums. More sugar! Shoes for industry. Shoes for the dead. I've been up for a week, but I'm coming down. Adolph, come and get it. Your clam cakes are getting damp. A lot more... You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless. NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member | |||
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...which is nice...
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Was it over when the Germans bombe Pearl Harbor? Double Secret Probation I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning. Lighten up, Francis You had best un-fuck yourself! I'm an idea man, Chuck. Inconceivable! He's only MOSTLY dead --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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Fun’s over folks, back in the bus _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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“This job would be great if it weren’t for the fucking customers.” Randall, Clerks | |||
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When we have multiple things not go right. We were out fishing one day. “The anchor rope broke, its windy and starting to rain and our pets heads are falling off!! There’s always “You're a nickel standing in the way of a dollar!” And for special occasions “I use to fuck guys like you in prison!” "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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Oh wow, so many. Did your parents have any children that lived? Law don't go around here law dog So, there's still a chance? That's a huge bitch With the family... That'll do pig The wife on rare but exceptional times and changed just a bit What in the name of Zeus's butthole? | |||
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Don't Panic |
"Could be worse. Could be raining." | |||
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Festina Lente |
"What knockers!" NRA Life Member - "Fear God and Dreadnaught" | |||
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Another one I used to use in the office when some deal would blow up: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." _____________________________________________________________________ “Civilization is not inherited; it has to be learned and earned by each generation anew; if the transmission should be interrupted for one century, civilization would die, and we should be savages again." - Will Durant | |||
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(I do all day every day, but usually not "famous" or real recognizable ones for most folks.) One I use a often is "You're a lucky guy Gardner" which sometimes puzzles people. (A totally unimportant line from Platoon.) _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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