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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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So do washing machines...






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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The little lights aren’t twinkling...
 
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Play ball!



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
 
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But here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right.




These go to eleven.
 
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Do you smell something?
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If you need any help, I'll be upstairs asleep.
 
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Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so...






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a**hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...


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Shitter was full!

Ah, yeah- have you checked our shitters honey?


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What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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Thank you Catherine.
 
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Rule #1: Use enough gun
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Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.



When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

 
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Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.

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"I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!! Halleluah!! Holy shit!! Where's the Tylenol??"
 
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