Any Tom Swifty fans? Post 'em if you've got them.

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March 25, 2020, 08:38 AM

joel9507

Any Tom Swifty fans? Post 'em if you've got them.

"I sneaked the last of the Aunt Jemimah's," he said surreptitiously.

"It's time for a change in government," she cooed.

"Your mother's nephew is NOT staying with us again," he said, relatively annoyed.

I know, the lowest form of the lowest form of humor. But still....

March 26, 2020, 11:11 AM

George43

I am glad I passed my EKG said Tom wholeheartedly.

A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.

March 26, 2020, 11:17 AM

fpuhan

"I don't want you hanging around, Jesus," said Pilate crossly.

You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

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March 26, 2020, 10:19 PM

jhe888

"I hate the vaults in the cathedral," Tom said archly.

The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.

March 27, 2020, 06:12 AM

Blackmore

"You should be more careful with that axe", said Tom offhandedly.

Truth: The New Hate Speech

March 27, 2020, 07:58 AM

Pipe Smoker

quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
"I hate the vaults in the cathedral," Tom said archly.

Serious about crackers