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Favorite one liners from the movies

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October 09, 2018, 07:32 AM
lastmanstanding
Favorite one liners from the movies
I ain't had a drink since breakfast, and the only time I wear this coat's in your courtroom. Was always good enough when you needed what was in it!


"Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton
October 09, 2018, 11:28 AM
shovelhead
From The Big Sleep:My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains.


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October 11, 2018, 05:32 AM
f2
Two minutes to get onto the 101. Transition to the 110 to the 10 and exit on Normandie is four minutes. North on Normandie is five minutes. Two minutes to south Union cause there's roadwork. Thirteen plus one for shit happens.
October 11, 2018, 05:35 AM
f2
Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the number six dance later on.
October 14, 2018, 05:13 PM
f2
Salt water very bad for glass.
October 14, 2018, 08:36 PM
GWbiker
"Mongo only pawn in the game of life" - Blazing Saddles.


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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
October 15, 2018, 07:52 AM
f2
I just want to work long hours. What's moonlighting?
October 15, 2018, 10:20 AM
f2
Do you even know what the Stasi is?
October 15, 2018, 10:30 AM
ZSMICHAEL
In the Damned Don't Cry, the mobster says to the CPA." You have the best kind of brains, the kind you don't have to buy."
October 15, 2018, 10:32 AM
ZSMICHAEL
Again in the Damned Dont cry, Joan Crawford saysBig Grinon't talk to me about self-respect. That's something you tell yourself you got when you got nothing else. What kind of self-respect is there living on aspirin tablets and chicken salad sandwiches?
October 15, 2018, 10:32 AM
f2
Now they're even talking about letting in the low-lifes from other planets too.
October 15, 2018, 12:46 PM
f2
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
October 15, 2018, 01:02 PM
YellowJacket
I watched the usual suspects for the 30th+ time last night. I like a lot of little lines form that movie, most from Hockney's character.

6 cops come to arrest Hockney and freak out as he reaches under the car for a rag to wipe his face. He says "You think you brought enough guys?"

Interrogator says he can put Hockney in Queens on the night of the heist. "I live in Queens... you come up with that yourself or do you have a team of moneys working around the clock on this?"

Fenster talks about being strip searched and says "I had a guy's finger up my asshole tonight" to which Hockney replies "Is it Friday already?"



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
October 15, 2018, 04:47 PM
f2
You don't give a $500 tip to the housekeeper. That's inappropriate.
October 16, 2018, 05:59 AM
f2
Pardon me sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?

Why certainly. I lost my wife, too - her name wasn't Idy, though, and it wasn't in a flood...

October 16, 2018, 01:31 PM
f2
You know why the chicken crossed the road? Because the road crossed the chicken.
October 17, 2018, 01:49 AM
YooperSigs
Gilda, are you decent?


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
October 17, 2018, 08:50 AM
f2
You see this is my life. It always will be. There's nothing else. Just us, and the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark. All right Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
October 17, 2018, 06:00 PM
f2
What was his business?

He used to be a big shot.

October 20, 2018, 12:36 PM
TMats



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