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Favorite one liners from the movies

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September 24, 2018, 05:52 AM
f2
Favorite one liners from the movies
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.
September 24, 2018, 02:03 PM
dgrdvm
Another favorite, but mostly because Tommy Lee Jones nails the delivery - from Men in Black :

WS - Well, it's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

TLJ - Try it.


"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that'
George Carlin
September 24, 2018, 06:27 PM
ss9961
We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!
September 24, 2018, 07:42 PM
LS1 GTO
He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers



September 24, 2018, 08:09 PM
2000Z-71
"I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

-Matthew Quigley




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
September 24, 2018, 10:58 PM
car541
“Your heart's beating three times the normal rate because you're losing so much blood. About 30 seconds, your body's gonna shut down... and you're gonna suffocate. Alina, the girl you beat half to death, her life will go on. Yours is gonna end right here, on this funky floor... over $9,800. You should have taken the money.“

“I don't have a lot of time. Which means you don't have any.”

“I've done some bad things in my life, Nicolai... Things I'm not proud of. I promised someone I love very much that I would never go back to being that person... But for you, I'll make an exception.”


Robert McCall-the equalizer

“You don’t understand,these boys killed my dog”
Bob Lee Swagger


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"I don't own the night, I only operate a small franchise" - Author unknown
September 25, 2018, 01:56 AM
GWbiker
"Yeah, I'm drunk and you're crazy". "Tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be crazy". - W.C. Fields.

"It's a Gift" - 1934.


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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
September 25, 2018, 02:30 AM
GWbiker
"Is it safe?" "Is it safe" - asks Christian Zell, an escaped Nazi, who lived in exile in Uruguay but was forced to enter a bank in the NYC Diamond District to get his supply.

Zell, a Dentist by trade in the German Death camps continues to ask the same question to Hoffman strapped to a chair: "Is it safe, Is it safe" while grinding holes in Dustin Hoffmans teeth.

The Marathon Man, 1976.


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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
September 25, 2018, 02:37 AM
eTripper
John Russell in Hombre: "Even if you tie-me, your gonna be dead."




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"We're after men - and I wish to God I was with them. The next time you make a mistake, I'm going to ride off and let you die." - Deke Thornton, - The Wild Bunch
September 25, 2018, 02:39 AM
GWbiker
Chalmers: Who's Rennick?

Bullitt: He was the man who was shot at the Hotel Daniels. You sent us to guard the wrong man, Mr. Chalmers.


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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
September 25, 2018, 06:12 PM
f2
I like this one - one dog goes one way the other dog goes the other way.
September 26, 2018, 05:50 AM
f2
What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
September 26, 2018, 05:51 AM
f2
Whenever I am in here and you hear me typing, or whenever you don't hear me typing, whatever the fuck you hear me doing in here, when I am in here that means I'm working, that means don't come in.
September 26, 2018, 06:24 AM
Todd Huffman
Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan Givens, from Justified




Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.
September 26, 2018, 07:28 AM
f2
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
September 26, 2018, 02:32 PM
f2
My name is Henry Krinkle.
September 26, 2018, 04:30 PM
TMats
...come sundown there’s gonna be two things true that ain’t true now. One is that the U.S. Department of Justice is going to know what in the good Christ is goin’ on around here [excuse me, Angie], and the other is that I’m going to have somebody’s ass in my briefcase.”

Wilford Brimley as James J. Wells,
Asst. Attorney General, Organized Crime Division of the United States Department of Justice.


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despite them
September 26, 2018, 11:52 PM
coloradohunter44
“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”

Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

andRudy:
You've seen how bad business is. We had nun; nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning.

Jeff:
Nuns?

Rudy:
Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them.

Big Jim:
Yeah. And I knocked them motherf***ers on they asses, too.



"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

FBLM LGB!
September 27, 2018, 12:32 AM
eTripper
Blade: "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."




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"We're after men - and I wish to God I was with them. The next time you make a mistake, I'm going to ride off and let you die." - Deke Thornton, - The Wild Bunch
September 27, 2018, 07:38 AM
f2
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.