"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

Sheriff to Killer Klowns holding pies: "What are you gonna' with those pies, boys"?

Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

quote:

Originally posted by butterflyeffect:
"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for" - Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, you're dishonest alright, you lying fucking piece of shit thief. You think you're clever, son? A forum member smelled your bullshit and dropped a dime on you.

Say hey to all your thieving fucking buddies in shithole Nigeria, asshole.

See you next time, you piece of garbage.

“I’ve never seen a man in more need of a blow job!”
From: good morning Vietnam
“That gag reflex is mostly in your head!” From: Kill Bill

“Excuse me while I whip this out.” Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles

I wish. You had. More time.

“There's nothing like a good piece of hickory.” ...

Hey crotch rot! You gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?

And if I was a half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic.

I always wet my sights before I do some shootin. - Sgt. York (Gary Cooper)


Michael

"The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive."----Full Metal Jacket

"It real simple... we live back in here... dis is our home, and nobody don't fuck with us."---Southern Comfort

Nobody gets to meet the Duke. You meet him once and then you're dead!

In the meantime, I got this plan. It's called "Save Ass".

This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok."

You know sweetie you got a big dollar sign right where a woman's heart is supposed to be.

"Doctors say he's got a 50-50 chance of living though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."

"Would it help to confuse it if we ran away more?"

"Laces out!"

"You really are a funny guy!"

"Why don't you come-back in ten minutes. I usually, smoke after I eat."

"Every year it's the same old thing: more boozin', more bullshittin', more butt-fuckin'!"

Gus, Lonesome Dove

His only chance at an education is listening to me talk...

Lori darlin...

How about a poke...

I won't say I did and I won't say I didn't, but I will say that a man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough...

Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago...

Here's what we looked like when we was younger and the people around here wanted to make us senators...

Ain't much of a crime, wackin' a surly bartender...

Hell no I'm not ok...

Here's $20 give it to that whore and tell her to keep play'n...

I'm the one man you don't boss...

It's been quite a party, ain't it...

Boyd Crowder, Justified

I'm just a weathervane, I don't make the wind blow..

Accept the burden that chances seem fit to lay upon you

Arguing with a person who has renounced their reasoning abilities is like giving medicine To the dead...