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| Evil Asian Member |
Princess Leia places a medallion on both Luke and Han. Han winks but elicits no response from Leia. They turn and the entire rebellion applauds their triumph as Chewbacca roars victoriously - cut to Luke being shaken out of his dream by an angry Uncle Owen. Owen shouts, "I said to wake up! Those vaporators need attention and the first sun has already risen, you lazy good-for-nothing bum!" Luke nods and sighs defeatedly, slowly climbs out of bed, and trudges out into the desert. | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
One of the blue dinks pulls the pin on an unobtainium grenade, starts an unobtainum chain reaction and the whole fucking planet goes supernova, thus ending Avatar and ensuring that there is no sequel. ETA: Maybe that could have happened in the first scene... "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Damn! I thought I was the only one who had thought of that. ------------------------------ "They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin "So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause." - Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith) | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Good one. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine |
The big rolling ball squashes Indiana Jones flat. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine |
Spider Man is sprayed with Raid. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine |
Will Kane (Gary Cooper) is killed by Miller's gang. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine |
That kid does not see dead people. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Final scene of the Shootist, Willem takes J.B. Books' gun, but alas, it only holds 6 rounds and Willem meets his demise. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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NOT compromised! |
The Sopranos: You see the daughter trying to park. Pan to the outside of the Diner and see muzzle flashes and a LOT of gunshots. Watch the bad guys walk out, adjust their ties and walk away. Then pan to a black limo parked outside not noticed before. The daughter and a very high mafia boss look at each other and smile. He takes her hand, kisses it and says " O.K, it is all yours now...." Fade to black... | |||
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An inconvenient truth The fucking vear eats al gore | |||
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Ducatista |
Col. Kurtz joins the paratroopers and dies in a free fall. ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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| Ducatista |
Sigourney Weaver gets killed by the Alien. All seen through the eyes of Jonesey. The ship self-destructs with no remnants. ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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| Ducatista |
Nick and Nora join AA in The Thin Man series. ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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| Ducatista |
Debbie doesn't go to Dallas. ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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| I have lived the greatest adventure  |
Hahahaha! Phone's ringing, Dude. | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
Neo takes the red pill, goes back to sleep, wakes up his physical body still in the pod, and he's a digital life form, sleeping off a long night of playing combat games on his virtual reality unit... | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine |
LOL The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Unhyphenated American |
Wizard of Oz. Dorothy awakens. Elvira Gulch has foreclosed on the farm. Dorothy, Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Hunk, Zeke and Hickory pile into Professor Marvel's wagon to head for hopes of work out west. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
jhe888 wins this thread. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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