December 03, 2018, 05:54 PM
KravasheraWe ate, and then he ate. We slept, then he slept.
Yeah, then he woke up and nobody slept for forty-eight hours.
December 03, 2018, 07:22 PM
lastmanstandingMiss Haynes, if you're ever under a falling building and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.
December 03, 2018, 08:13 PM
Rolan_KrapsPhil Davis - "The General, a Janitor!"
General Waverly - "Never thought I'd make it?"
General Waverly - "I did very well in the Army without you"
Emma Allen - "It took 15,000 men to take my place!"
December 03, 2018, 08:34 PM
Pale HorseBob Wallace: Oh, Phil, when are you gonna learn that girls like that are a dime a dozen?
Phil Davis: Please, don't quote me the price when I haven't got the time.