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I don't want nobody calling me son or kid or sport or nothing like that, cool?
June 10, 2018, 03:30 PM
tk13I don't want nobody calling me son or kid or sport or nothing like that, cool?
Cool, whatever you say, slick
June 10, 2018, 04:07 PM
RichNI'm thinking, ya know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something.
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"They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)
June 10, 2018, 06:04 PM
tigereye313Kay, this sounds like a good one for the kid to warm up on. Go get em Tiger!
No Elvis is not dead he just went home.
June 10, 2018, 06:22 PM
jljonesYou can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers
June 10, 2018, 06:27 PM
Lord VaalicYour everything we've come to expect from years of government training
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day June 10, 2018, 06:28 PM
YooperSigsThe dog owes him money!
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
June 10, 2018, 06:29 PM
tk13quote:
Originally posted by jljones:
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers
Your proposal is acceptable
June 10, 2018, 06:30 PM
BigboreshooterSee that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down!
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
June 10, 2018, 06:49 PM
rockchalk06quote:
Originally posted by RichN:
I'm thinking, ya know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something.
Or do I owe her an apology
June 10, 2018, 07:09 PM
Nickelsig229Meet the twins... Mgghhggeehpp and bob
First In Last Out June 10, 2018, 07:43 PM
RogueJSK- Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
- A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
(PS: Jay had good taste in guns. His NYPD duty gun was a S&W 3913.)
June 10, 2018, 09:50 PM
mr kablammoDid you rent it from Tapeworm Video?
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
June 11, 2018, 07:00 AM
Hound DogWhat's so funny, Edwards?
Boy, Captain America over here! "Best of the best of the best, sir!" "With honors." Yeah, he's just really excited and he has no clue why we're here.
Fear God and Dread Nought
Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher
June 11, 2018, 07:37 AM
MikeGLIBeatrice: "Are you here to make fun of me too?
K: "No, ma'am, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we are aware of. May we come in?"
Beatrice: "Sure, would you like some lemonade?"
K: "Oh yes please!"
NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. June 11, 2018, 07:51 AM
mojojojoUnlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. June 11, 2018, 09:24 AM
zoom6zoomThis thread does not exist. You were watching porn.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. June 11, 2018, 07:20 PM
Doc H.Never touch the red button.
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" June 11, 2018, 07:34 PM
2012BOSS302You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shit...
He looked all right to me.
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. June 11, 2018, 08:44 PM
sunburnAs of right now all your skills mean precisely dick.
Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
June 11, 2018, 10:28 PM
LS1 GTOThis is the last suit you will ever wear.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
