This is my boomstick! First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me, blow That's called pillow talk babe Shop smart, shop S'Mart Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun
Etc...
February 16, 2021, 08:04 PM
Tomkat
Monty Python and The Holy Grail Tombstone
_________________________________________________________________________ “Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.” John Steinbeck
February 16, 2021, 09:46 PM
LoboGunLeather
Old Clint Eastwood/Sandra Locke flick called "Bronco Billy". Eastwood played Bronco Billy, running a travelling wild west show. Locke was a rich girl running away from an arranged marriage.
Eastwood says something about being in prison:
Locke: You were in prison? Eastwood: Yeah. Locke: For what? Eastwood: For 6 years. Locke: No, what did you do? Eastwood: Murder. Locke: Oh my God, what happened? Eastwood: I came home one afternoon and found my wife in bed with my best friend. Locke: What did you do? Eastwood: I shot her. Locke: Shot her? What about him? Eastwood (obviously confused for a moment): Well, he's my best friend.
Retired holster maker. Retired police chief. Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders
February 17, 2021, 09:32 AM
Expert308
Some class movies listed here, but the winner can only be, Dirty Harry. Yeah, not so many lines, but it's without a doubt THE classic line of all time.
"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy." "Intent? How did you establish that?" "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." "I think he's got a point."
February 17, 2021, 11:48 AM
Sig209
lots mentioned already...
Stripes
Aliens
Ghostbusters
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Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
February 17, 2021, 03:34 PM
KCFormula
I haven't seen Tommy Boy yet.
“Everybody's got plans...until they get hit.” Mike Tyson
February 17, 2021, 05:03 PM
Aeteocles
Quotable?
Anchorman or Talledega Nights.
Both those movies are just made up entirely of one-liners.
February 17, 2021, 05:53 PM
Graniteguy
Tombstone MP Holy Grail The Usual Suspects
February 17, 2021, 11:01 PM
f2
I like this one - one dog goes one way the other dog goes the other way.
February 19, 2021, 07:34 PM
dgrdvm
Nobody for “Dodgeball”? Or “Major League”?This message has been edited. Last edited by: dgrdvm,
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that' George Carlin