1. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
2. You can either surf or you can fight.
3. Terminate with extreme prejudice.
Just to name a few.
'I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!'
'She's gone from suck to blow!'
|Back, and |
to the left
Airplane!, hands down.
It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
|Yeah, that M14 video guy...|
Never get off the F&^%ing boat!
Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-01 FFL
www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction).
I’m your huckleberry
"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
Army of Darkness.
This is my boomstick!
First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me, blow
That's called pillow talk babe
Shop smart, shop S'Mart
Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun
|Jack of All Trades;|
Master of None
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
Old Clint Eastwood/Sandra Locke flick called "Bronco Billy". Eastwood played Bronco Billy, running a travelling wild west show. Locke was a rich girl running away from an arranged marriage.
Eastwood says something about being in prison:
Locke: You were in prison?
Locke: For what?
Eastwood: For 6 years.
Locke: No, what did you do?
Locke: Oh my God, what happened?
Eastwood: I came home one afternoon and found my wife in bed with my best friend.
Locke: What did you do?
Eastwood: I shot her.
Locke: Shot her? What about him?
Eastwood (obviously confused for a moment): Well, he's my best friend.
Retired holster maker.
Retired police chief.
Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders
Some class movies listed here, but the winner can only be, Dirty Harry. Yeah, not so many lines, but it's without a doubt THE classic line of all time.
"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
"Intent? How did you establish that?"
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
"I think he's got a point."
lots mentioned already...
Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
I haven't seen Tommy Boy yet.
“Everybody's got plans...until they get hit.” Mike Tyson
Anchorman or Talledega Nights.
Both those movies are just made up entirely of one-liners.
MP Holy Grail
The Usual Suspects
tumbles into the sea
I like this one - one dog goes one way the other dog goes the other way.
Nobody for Dodgeball ?
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that'
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